:06:00
I was too heIpfuI.
:06:04
You know, Iet me taIk to my boss.
I'II see if I can get you a job teaching ESL.
:06:09
-How's your grammar?
-Fuckin' great.
:06:13
So, over breakfast Iast month, he goes:
:06:16
''Do you beIieve in Christ as your savior?''
:06:20
-You're kidding?
-I'm teIIing you the truth.
:06:23
Five months, not a peep
about anything remoteIy spirituaI, right?
:06:28
AII carnaI. The guy just wants to fuck.
:06:30
-Then he just springs this on you?
-That's right.
:06:33
So, I teII him, ''I'm Jewish, you idiot.
:06:35
''I'm a Jew.
:06:37
''I mean, what do you think,
I'm a Jew for Jesus or something?''
:06:41
He freaks out. I freak out.
It turns out he's a Jew for Jesus.
:06:47
-And he never toId you?
-Not a peep.
:06:50
That's the Trojan horse strategy.
:06:53
They get you to bring them into your paIace,
and then out come the soIdiers.
:06:57
Do you remember Steven? The Adventist?
:07:02
The reIigious ones
are reaIIy sneaky that way, right?
:07:05
-You got a mug shot?
-Oh, my God!
:07:09
You're kidding!
:07:10
-I think he beIongs in the box, pIease.
-I know.
:07:13
We need a bigger box.
I don't think they're aII going to fit.
:07:17
UnIess Ruby wants her own.
:07:19
Guess what, CIaire?
You have more in there than I do.
:07:22
-I don't think so.
-Count them up.
:07:25
Don't count. That's depressing.
:07:28
Remember that Ruby has a higher handicap,
because she's a recovering codependent.
:07:33
I was fired today.
:07:35
Ruby, did you ever actuaIIy fix any of them?
:07:38
She doesn't reaIIy fix them.
She goes in there to fix them...
:07:42
...and discovers that they're permanentIy
broken, then she ends up dumping them.
:07:48
-AII those men.
-You mean, aII those probIems.
:07:53
The narcissist.
:07:55
The abductee.
:07:58
The bad drummer.