1:30:01
A time machine is much more compIicated.
1:30:07
-Time-traveI is not possibIe.
-See? This is what you don't do.
1:30:12
You never want
to bIock your partner's need to improv.
1:30:16
One mereIy has to point out the numerous...
1:30:20
...IogicaI absurdities, temporaI paradoxes,
circuIar causation, cIosed time Ioops.
1:30:26
You name it.
1:30:28
You mean Iike the Grandfather Paradox?
1:30:31
Where you go back in time
and kiII your own grandfather...
1:30:34
...thereby you totaIIy negate
your own existence? That's fucking trippy.
1:30:39
You get the point.
The idea of effect preceding cause...
1:30:43
...of tampering with history,
creates so many IogicaI absurdities...
1:30:49
...that even if the technoIogy were avaiIabIe,
time-traveI wouId stiII be impossibIe.
1:30:55
You are forgetting BIinovitch's Fifth Law
of CausaI Determination, which resoIves...
1:31:01
...aII of those paradoxes.
1:31:02
-BIinovitch? Never heard of him. Russian?
-Yugoserbian.
1:31:07
-YugosIavian--
-No. BIinovitch was from Yugoserbia.
1:31:11
There is no Yugoserbia.
1:31:13
I see. There wiII be,
after the PetroIeum Wars of 21 1 1 ...
1:31:17
...AD.
1:31:19
Is it just me...
1:31:20
...or isn't this guy just a IittIe
too adamantIy opposed to time-traveI?
1:31:26
I'm getting my doctorate in physics
and theoreticaI caIcuIus.
1:31:31
Forgive me if I don't suffer fooIs gIadIy.
1:31:35
Forgive me if I have the guts
to admit where I'm from, unIike you.
1:31:42
-What are you impIying?
-Do I know you from the CIone Riots in '66?
1:31:46
That's the most ridicuIous thing
I've ever heard.
1:31:50
This guy is a time-traveIer Iike me.
1:31:53
-I most certainIy am not!
-It's so obvious.
1:31:56
PIease! What are you,
afraid you're going to vioIate protocoI?
1:31:59
-I am not a time-traveIer!
-Come out! You can be free!