:03:01
This just sprang up.
You know what I think it is?.
:03:04
It's the mark of Buddha.
:03:06
And your haircut game
is fucked up.
:03:08
Girlfriend see that,
she gonna shit on you.
:03:11
This girl is different.
All she cares about
is Kevin Costner movies.
:03:14
I'm gonna let Kev
do the foreplay, right?.
Mm-hmm.
:03:16
And I figured I could get
somethin' from Garden of Weeden
to make it interesting.
:03:20
Costner, huh?.
Dances with Wolves.
Mm-hmm.
:03:23
Field ofDreams.
That's a corny motherfucker.
:03:25
You gonna need some strong shit
just to stay awake.
:03:28
You're feelin' me.
You're feelin' me.
:03:30
That's a four-hour move
you're makin', motherfucker.
:03:32
Whoo! What is this?.
:03:35
Huh?. Get up.
Dog,
you shouldn't have.
:03:38
Man, I didn't.
Get outta here with that shit.
:03:40
Let me just grab a titty.
Hell, no.
:03:42
She wouldn't even know
it was me.
To hell with that.
:03:45
Yeah. What you got for me?.
Here you go,
right here:. the bomb.
:03:48
Oh, yeah.
What's this right here?.
Aah!
:03:50
Whoa!
:03:52
Stop touchin' stuff!
When you gonna get
funds for this shit?.
:03:55
Look right there.
See that right there?.
:03:57
That's a natural
aphrodisiac right there.
:03:59
Come here.
Let me show you some more shit.
Look right there.
:04:01
See that right there?.
That's a painkiller.
Look up under there, bro.
:04:04
You see that?.
Cure for blue balls.
:04:06
This ain't shit, all right?.
Watch yourself.
:04:08
Yeah, well,
your shit is raggedier
than a motherfucker, okay?.
:04:12
Ifyou took
your head off these ho's
and put it in some books,
:04:14
you'd have that lab
you always talked about.
:04:17
Half those books
is filled with bullshit,
:04:19
the other half lies, all right?.
:04:21
See what I'm sayin'?.
I gotta give Pops his medicine.
:04:23
I'm hungrier
than four dudes.
:04:25
Hey, I'm hungrier
than five.
:04:28
Who is you,
and what's you doin'
in my house,Jack?.
:04:30
I work for
Porkchops-O-Chunky.
:04:32
Whetheryou're black,
or a honky or in-between,
you'll love Porkchops-O-Chunky.
:04:35
Man, that's me!
So what's in this stuff?.
:04:38
Nothin' but pork.
Wow! Right on!
:04:41
Why don'tyou
have a bowl--
There you go, man.
:04:43
Yo, you scared
to answer your call?.
:04:45
What callin'?.
:04:47
Porkchops-o-Chunky
Taste real good
:04:51
Won't make your bathroom
smell funky, yeah
:04:54
You got a opportunity
to do somethin' here...
:04:56
that the drug companies
would never do:.
What up?. Stay up.
:04:59
puttin' the power of healin'
in the hands of the common man.
Yeah, whatever.