:06:00
to go and pick him up
in the precinct last week.
:06:03
Momma, they lyin'.
They lyin'?
:06:04
- They found the weed on you,
didn't they?.
- It wasn't mine.
:06:07
Then what is this
that I found in your bedroom?.
:06:11
Hello.
Ma, it is a lamp.
:06:14
And this is where
you turn it on now.
:06:16
Excuse me?.
Head.
:06:24
Now, where did I go wrong
with your ass?.
:06:27
You're gonna have to take
that THC test and get
into a four-year college,
:06:30
or I'm just gonna cut you off
from this family.
:06:33
Baby, you are the first member
ofthis family to go to college,
:06:38
but six years
at a two-year community college
is not what I had in mind.
:06:42
[ Both ]
Tell the truth.
Baby, I got a dream...
:06:44
that one day I can put
your college diploma...
:06:46
here under my Jesus,
who's master of this house,
:06:49
next to your brother's
prison-issued
barber certificate...
:06:52
andyour sister's
weave master degree.
:06:55
Now don't disappoint me,
you weed smokin',
:06:57
three-day-wearin'
nasty ass.
:06:59
Just like your father.
Ma,
:07:01
why you always gotta
be talkin' to me like that
in front of company?.
:07:05
- These bitches ain't nobody.
- [ Both ] Oh!
:07:08
- Now go warm me up
some Porkchops-O-Chunky.
- Is that all, Momma?.
:07:10
- Wash your nasty ass.
- Is that all, Momma?.
:07:15
I really don't know
whatyou came here for
:07:18
You the man.
Round and round we go
:07:20
Consideryour bags
outside the door
What's up, baby?.
:07:23
Oh, hell no!
:07:27
I didn't know
you had dreads.
And what is that?.
:07:29
Brother just got extensions
put in today. They tight, huh?.
:07:32
Where?.
Between your eyes?.
:07:35
What the hell is that?.
It's the mark of Buddha.
:07:38
It's the skid mark
of Buddha!
:07:40
Looks like he took a dump
in the middle ofyour face.
:07:43
I don't think
this is gonna work out.
Hold on, now!
:07:45
Why you doin' this?.
I'm in the Field ofDreams
and Dances with Wolves.
:07:49
Nigga, you are a wolf.
:07:52
Chocolate diva!
Nubian goddess!
:07:55
I'm gonna take you off
my buddy list, bitch!
[Door Opens, Closes ]
:07:58
I hope you get a virus--
you and your computer!
[ Tires Squeal]