:19:03
-Anyone? Anyone? Anyone?
- You?. You?.
:19:06
Uh, as I was saying,
:19:09
Harvard isn't for everyone.
:19:11
Oh, shit.
We got a black man
for a teacher.
:19:13
That's what I'm talkin' 'bout.
What's up, bro?. Hallo.
We straight, dog.
:19:17
We straight.
[Barks ]
:19:20
- As I was saying--
- What's wrong with this ass?.
:19:23
He probably been locked up
more times than me
and your ass put together.
:19:26
Get 'im!
No green Jimmy the Cricket
suit-wearin' ass motherfucker.
:19:29
Get 'im!
No short Colin Powell haircut,
havin'-ass motherfucker.
:19:33
Get 'im!
Little Angela Davis moustache...
:19:35
wearin '-ass motherfucker!
Get 'im!
:19:37
You ol' Richard Pryor shortcut,
fade-havin '-around-the-side
wearin ' motherfucker!
:19:41
You little Sammy Davis
awardJunior afro-haircut-
havin '-ass motherfucker!
:19:46
Get 'i m!
You I ittle dynamite Disco Danny
double-statin'--
:19:50
Get 'im!
You little dog-with-a-haircut--
:19:52
Gentlemen!
:19:54
Ifyou don't mind,
I'd like you to sit down.
I would like to continue.
:19:58
Excuse me.
:20:01
Excuse me. Watch your toes.
Watch the colon. Excuse me.
:20:04
[ Imitating Passing Gas ]
Thankyou foryour...
:20:07
entertaining anecdotes.
:20:11
We here at Harvard
are rooted in tradition.
:20:14
Fuck is this?.
:20:16
- That's toilet water.
- [ Spits ]
:20:18
It's a part of my pledge.
Do you guys mind?.
:20:21
No, but do you mind
talkin' that way?.
:20:23
'Cause your breath smell like
straight ass-crack, bro.
:20:26
Isn't there a hip-hop convention
you two should be at
or something?.
:20:28
- Oh, shark has fangs!
- Oh! Word. Hey, go easy on him.
:20:33
We probably
the only blackheads he seen
since he looked in the mirror.
:20:36
Can you guys just show
a little respect?. Jeez!
:20:38
- This class is fuckin' boring.
I'm outta here!
- Uh, excuse me.
:20:41
Did I hearyou say something?
With all due respect,
suck my dick.
:20:44
[ All Gasp ]
:20:47
No, sir,
I'm not saying anything.
It-- It's these guys.
:20:51
- You're an asshole.
- Did you call me an asshole?.
:20:53
- No, I said ""idiot.""
- An idiot?.
:20:55
No, sir.
What didyou say?
:20:58
- I said that this school
has nice halls.
- This is not funny.