:28:04
Come on, gentlemen!
Pick it up ifyou want to be
part of this squad!
:28:09
Taxi!
:28:14
Whew! What took
y'all guys so long?.
:28:17
Coach, I have not lost
an oar run in three years.
:28:20
I'm wonderin'
if this guy cheated.
:28:22
Cheated?.
Man, fuck you!
:28:24
Why is fuckin'Dick Butt-kiss
over here always ridin'me?
:28:27
Dick Butt-kiss?.
Did you hear that, Coach?.
He's cursing!
:28:30
Bart, I think you'd better
go open up the boathouse.
:28:32
But, Coach!
Bart!
:28:34
I don't think
you wanna see this.
:28:37
You, here.
:28:40
Come here. Come here!
:28:45
Nice comeback
on the Dick Butt-kiss.
I wish I could have said that.
:28:49
His parents have been
driving me crazy, making my life
a misery for years,
:28:52
but they give lots of money
to the university.
:28:54
I have to go to those
lousy cocktail parties.
:28:56
She has lousy perfume,
and he has a lousy toupee.
:28:59
Anyway,
you keep throwing zingers
to this jerk-off,
:29:02
and you're gonna
make the team, son.
:29:04
And let that
be a lesson to you!
This is the last time!
:29:09
All right,
rookies, push-ups!
Get down!
:29:14
Yo, what's up
with the fast stroll?.
:29:16
Can I holler?.
Hi.
:29:19
The role played...
:29:21
by the African-Americans
in the history ofthis country...
:29:24
has been largely unnoticed.
:29:26
Of course,
history is the record
of an account of the past,
:29:30
but the issue here is,
who is recording the account?.
:29:33
If it's Snowflake, Whitey...
:29:36
Paleface,
Peckeoods, Cracker,
:29:38
well, we got Cleopatra
looking like Elizabeth Taylor,
:29:41
Jesus looks like a hippie in a dashiki.
:29:44
But if it's one of my proud
black people that's doing
the recording of the account--
:29:47
Yo, Silas!
:29:49
Well, we might have
Moses looking like...
:29:51
this fine black man
right here.
:29:54
But black people
don't get any credit.
I'm sore as a motherfucker, man.
:29:58
Who invented
the air conditioner?.
A black man.