:36:06
[ Moaning Continues ]
:36:09
Goddamn virgins.
At least y'all
bein' entertained.
:36:13
I ain't seen a stitch of pussy
on this whole campus.
:36:16
The chickens are not
clucking around here.
:36:22
You've come to the right place.
I've been an undergrad for 1 2 years.
:36:26
I know everything there is to know
about Ivy League women.
:36:30
Twelveyears?
Damn, kid.
:36:32
Your people payin'
for all this shit?.
:36:34
A drop in the bucket, sucker.
I remain here solely for the purpose of...
:36:39
hooking up
with Harvard women--
:36:41
short ones, tall ones,
:36:43
skinny ones, chunky ones.
:36:45
Man, I'd love me a fat chick, man.
More cushion for the pushin'.
:36:49
Yes. I want to boldly go
where no man has gone before.
:36:54
I am an explorer.
:36:56
I seeyou are very much
liking to explore S. T.D. 's
also, my friend.
:37:00
That shit on your lip
got some shit on
its lip, dog.
:37:03
Is that why no puff-puff?.
Pass the dutchie, my friends.
:37:07
This is nothing!
I cut myself shaving.
Yeah, whatever.
:37:10
We need to start
importin' some ho's.
:37:12
[ Girl]
Molly, get in here!
You have to see this!
:37:15
Oh, my!
Look at those muscles!
:37:20
- He is quite attractive.
- Indeed.
:37:22
I think there's some freak
in those gigs.
:37:27
Yeah!
Here we go.
:37:30
Don't get the wrong idea.
We've never done this before.
:37:33
We're virgins.
:37:35
Virgins?.
No, you're not.
:37:37
- Yes, we are. Yes!
- Nah!
:37:40
[ Men ]
No, no, no.
:37:43
[ Women ]
Yes, yes, yes.
:37:45
[ Men ]
No, no, no!
:37:47
[ Women ]
Yes, yes, yes!
:37:50
[ Screaming,
Groaning Continue ]
:37:53
Oh, yeah!
Oh! Oh!
:37:56
Why do good girls
like bad guys
Hey, bro, change for a 20?