:59:02
I love America!
:59:04
[ Rap: Indistinct ]
:59:08
And sing along
to my hip-hop song, hadyou
chokin' offofa bong
:59:11
Cypress Hill and we can't
go wrong, people smokin '
like Cheech and Chong
:59:14
Let it be something
he is involved in, and I better
be the bi ggest cheerleader.
:59:18
He is a huge baby.
Yeah, I hear you
with your fine ass.
:59:21
But pass the blunt, boo.
Damn, you hoggin'
the whole shit!
:59:25
I'm sorry.
[ Chuckles, Clears Throat ]
:59:27
Whoa, I must be buzzed.
I'm babbling.
:59:31
You know, you surprised me
by getting high.
:59:33
You know, you surprised me
by getting high.
:59:34
I'm not that much
of a square, Silas.
I did do it once in high school.
:59:38
Whatever.
[ Laughs ]
:59:41
What about you?.
We all have secrets.
:59:44
Well, ifyou act right,
I might just let you
in my head one day.
:59:48
Whatever.
But I ain't sayin' shit
on the first date.
:59:52
Who said this was a date?.
:59:55
You smoked my weed, didn't you?.
And we almost kissed, didn't we?.
:59:58
We did not.
Yes, we did.
1:00:00
We did not.
Here, hit this.
1:00:06
[ Gasps ]
Oh, my bad.
1:00:09
Did I spoil the moment?.
I can't help it, girl.
You know what?.
1:00:12
Them shits
was talkin' to me.
You know what?.
1:00:14
Oh, my God, look at them.
Turn the headlights off.
Stop it!
1:00:17
I'm gonna tell you something.
This pimpin' that I got
came from a family tree.
1:00:21
My granddaddy was a pimp.
1:00:23
My great-great-great-granddaddy
was a pimp.
1:00:25
I'm talkin' about
pimpin' been since pimpin'...
1:00:27
since been pimpin'
since been pimpin'.
1:00:29
It's in your bloodline.
It's in my blood,
and you will never be that.
1:00:32
- W-W-W-Why?.
- Because, you was born,
1:00:35
all the people in your family
were assistant pimps.
1:00:37
You's a pimp.
I never deny you that.
1:00:39
I thought you was the one
the Lord chose.
1:00:42
If it had not been for the Lord,
1:00:43
I would not have had
not a bitch come into my life.
1:00:46
Goddamn, not a--
Not a hell, not a bitch.
1:00:48
Nobody say that now nothin'
like you say that now nothin'.
1:00:51
Not a now, not a bitch.
I still don't know
what that shit mean,
1:00:53
but it sound good!
1:00:55
Now nothin' mean
""don't get a now nothin'.""
1:00:59
Now nothin'.
A now nothin' nothin' now.