1:19:01
We don't want the dean
to get his panties in a bunch.
[ Mumbles, Indistinct ]
1:19:04
He might want to spank us!
Oh, sit down.
1:19:11
Wait a minute. I know
you all two ain't over here
playin'grab ass...
1:19:14
while I'm entertainin'
my future vanilla villa
father over there, are you?.
1:19:17
Yeah, oh, yeah!
Yeah?.
1:19:20
Man, look, man. The serum
workin', man. They hot, dog.
Look! Hey, man, look.
1:19:23
I got somethin' to tell you.
Man, I been pinchin'
your weed off.
1:19:27
What you tellin' me for?.
Damn.
1:19:29
I don't know. I guess
it's that new serum, man.
1:19:32
I'm sorry, man.
That's okay.
Don't even worry about it.
1:19:34
No, it ain't all right, man.
Yo, I been takin' your CDs.
I been usin' your weed pipes.
1:19:39
I even been lookin' at Lauren's
ass a couple of times, man.
Whoa!
1:19:42
She's fine, and ifshe gave
me the chance, I would wax that
ass till she show me what she--
1:19:47
Whoa, whoa!
Hold up.
1:19:49
Jamal, I will take that
as a compliment.
[ Chuckles ]
1:19:52
[ Muttering ]
1:19:54
Thank you.
1:19:54
Thank you.
1:19:56
We all know that Harvard
has been honored to host...
1:19:58
some of Benjamin Franklin's
artifacts, which I personally found.
1:20:01
Like this cannon-like
article back here.
1:20:04
Now later you can take note
of the foot-operated carburetor,
1:20:08
the reservoir
and the top-loading bud bowl.
1:20:12
Ladies and gentlemen,
Harvard is now...
1:20:14
the proud owner
of America's first... bong.
1:20:19
[Audience Gasping]
1:20:21
[ Cain ]
A bong?
1:20:23
This is, this is outrageous!
1:20:25
IfBenjamin Franklin
were here today,
1:20:28
he would deny and denounce
any claim...
1:20:31
to these so-called findings.
1:20:33
I'm gonna have
to disagree on that.
[ Gasping Continues ]
1:20:35
Yo, Ben, tell this fool.
Is that a bong or what?
1:20:38
Yep. It's the liberty bong.
Light that shit.
1:20:42
[ Both ]
Smoke that shit,
pass that shit.
1:20:45
Yo, you gotta come
to this party, Ben.
1:20:48
- Hey, man. Hey.
- Come on, man. Smoke.
1:20:51
Gerald!
1:20:54
Oh, yeah!
1:20:56
[ Laughter ]
1:20:58
This is insane!