:17:01
all the studios
started buying up...
:17:03
every comic property
they could get...
:17:04
their dirty little hands on.
:17:06
Miramax optioned
``Bluntman and Chronic.``
:17:08
Miramax? l thought they only
made classy pictures...
:17:10
liKe ``The Piano``
or ``The Crying Game.``
:17:14
Yeah, well, once they made
``She`s All That``...
:17:15
everything went to hell.
:17:16
So you`re saying you haven`t
gotten a monetary cut...
:17:18
of the movie?
:17:20
Didn`t Holden McNeil
and Banky Edwards...
:17:21
used to pay you liKeness
rights for the comic booK?
:17:23
We haven`t seen a fucKing dime
for no movie.
:17:26
Well, boys, l`m no lawyer,
but l thinK Holden and Banky...
:17:28
owe you some of that
proverbial phat cash.
:17:31
lfl was you guys,
l would find Holden McNeil...
:17:34
and asK for my movie checK.
:17:35
Shit, yeah.
We gots to get paid.
:17:38
And on that note,
we cue the music.
:17:41
-Mat mat mat
-L-L-lum
:17:44
-Mat mat mat
-Lip la
:17:46
-Mat mat mat
-L-L-lum
:17:48
-Mat mat meal
-Ma ma ma, ma ma-ma ma
:17:56
Well...
:17:57
looK at these morose
motherfucKers right here.
:18:00
Smells liKe somebody
shit in their cereal.
:18:03
Bung! Ha ha ha!
:18:06
That was good.
Come on in.
:18:08
So, what brings
you two dirt merchants...
:18:10
to my necK of the woods?
:18:11
l`ll tell you what our necKs
are doing in your woods.
:18:14
Where`s our motherfucKing
movie checK?
:18:16
You heard about that, huh?
l got nothing to do with it.
:18:18
That`s Banky`s deal.
He owns the property now.
:18:19
l sold my half of the ``Bluntman
and Chronic`` rights...
:18:21
to him years ago.
:18:22
Why the fucK would you
do a thing liKe that?
:18:24
Why in God`s name
would l wanna Keep writing...
:18:26
about characters whose
central preoccupation...
:18:29
is weed
and dicK and fart joKes?
:18:31
l mean, you got to grow, man.
:18:34
Don`t you ever want
anything more for yourself?
:18:37
l Know this poor hapless
son of a bitch does.
:18:39
l look into his
sorry doe eyes...
:18:41
and lJust--
l see a man crying out.
:18:43
He`s crying out, ``When, Lord?
:18:44
``When the fucK
can your servant...
:18:47
``ditch this foul-mouthed
little chucKlehead...
:18:49
``to whom l am a constant
victim of his folly...
:18:52
``so much so that
it prevents him...
:18:53
``from ever getting
to Kiss a girl?
:18:54
``FucK! When, Lord, when?
:18:56
``When`s gonna be my time?``