:32:02
l mean, hi. l`m Jay...
:32:03
and this is my hetero
life mate Silent Bob.
:32:06
lt`s nice to meet you.
:32:07
JA Y: Justice, huh?
:32:08
That`s a nice name.
:32:10
[Quietly] Jay and Justice
:32:11
Sittin` in a tree
:32:13
F-U-C-K-l-N-G
:32:16
So, you come around here often?
:32:18
Oh, l`m not from around here.
:32:20
My friends and l
are on a road trip.
:32:22
Your friends, huh?
Where they at?
:32:23
JUSTlCE: Oh. Let`s see.
:32:26
Out there by that van.
:32:28
RUN-DMC:
Unconceivable, unbelievable
:32:31
Grammar like a hammer,
information receivable
:32:33
Sent by the Lord,
here and abroad
:32:35
With words that were thought
they could retort
:32:38
For force because that makes
run the boss
:32:41
So get lost because
lJust tossed the poss
:32:44
Make way today,
and ifl may, l say
:32:46
l make pay with Jay
:32:47
So get away, OK
:32:49
Hi.
:32:50
Dude, l thinK
l just filled the cup.
:32:55
Ladies, ladies, ladies.
:32:57
Jay and Silent Bob
are in the hiz-house.
:33:00
Who the fuck are these guys?
:33:02
This is Jay and Silent Bob.
:33:05
Guys, this is Sissy...
:33:06
Missy, and Chrissy. Here.
:33:08
Where the fucK
did they come from?
:33:10
JUSTlCE: l met `em inside.
They`re gonna hitch a ride.
:33:12
SlSSY: Yeah, l don`t know if
that`s such a good idea, Jussy.
:33:14
JA Y: Sure it is, Juggs.
:33:16
MlSSY: Oh, my God.
:33:18
He just called Sissy ``Juggs.``
:33:19
-l`m on it.
-Chrissy, no.
:33:22
We`re in the middle
of suburbia, Chrissy.
:33:23
Let`s try and act like it.
:33:24
What`s with the Knife?
We having caKe or something?
:33:26
Shit. He`s retarded to boot.
:33:29
Yo, she called you retarded.
:33:31
SlSSY: What is wrong
with you, Justice?
:33:32
You do remember
where we`re going, don`t you?
:33:34
And we have a job to do?
:33:35
They`re just gonna tag along
for a few miles.
:33:37
They won`t get in the way,
l swear.
:33:38
l swear, l don`t Know
what`s going on...
:33:39
in your fucKin` brain lately.
:33:41
Please?
:33:42
LooK, fine.
They can ride with us...
:33:45
but they are so out of here
before we get to Boulder.
:33:46
-Honest lnjun.
-{MocKing} Honest lnjun.
:33:48
Shut up.
:33:50
God, l can`t believe
what a pushover you are.
:33:51
l can`t believe fine-ass bitches
liKe yourself eat that shit.
:33:54
Don`t you Know
fast food maKes girls fart?
:33:57
Hey, what`s all
this talK about farting?
:33:59
WOMEN: Hi, Brent.