:43:01
lf l had Known
that shit earlier...
:43:02
man, l`d have been
stealin` monKeys...
:43:04
since l was, liKe,
seven and shit.
:43:06
Don`t, motherfucKer.
Don`t you ruin this for me.
:43:08
Me and Justice are gonna
get married one day...
:43:10
so don`t be giving me
no looK liKe, ``Oh...
:43:11
``we ain`t gonna steal
the monKey and shit.``
:43:13
l`m Morris Day,
you`re Jerome, bitch.
:43:14
Don`t forget that.
:43:16
That girl--
that girl`s in love with me.
:43:19
They`re gonna do it.
:43:20
Good. They do their part,
and we`ll do ours.
:43:39
Oh, hey, remember. We meet
bacK here when you`re done.
:43:42
You sure you`re OK with this?
:43:43
As sure as l am that you`re
the hottest bitch l ever seen.
:43:45
-FucKer!
-Easy, tigress.
:43:47
What`s twistin`
this bitch`s tit?
:43:49
Maybe it`s because women don`t
liKe to be called bitches, Jay.
:43:52
They don`t?
:43:54
How `bout ``fine piece of ass``?
:43:56
How about not?
:43:57
What the fucK am l supposed
to call you, then?
:43:59
Something sweet, you big goof.
:44:01
Something nice.
:44:03
Boo-Boo Kitty-FucK?
:44:05
{Justice laughs}
:44:06
OK, that`s a start.
{ChucKles}
:44:09
Jay, uh, before you go...
:44:11
could you say something into
the camera about the clitoris?
:44:13
JUSTlCE:
Man, you`re such a bitch!
:44:14
Shut up, Justice.
She`s just a little embarrassed.
:44:17
See, Jussy and l are putting
together this documentary...
:44:19
for our human sexuality class...
:44:21
and we need a male perspective
on the clitoris.
:44:24
The female clitoris?
:44:26
Uh, yeah.
:44:27
Jay, you Know,
you don`t have to do this.
:44:28
No, it`s cool, hon.
:44:29
There`s a few things
l could say about the clit...
:44:31
l`d liKe you to hear.
:44:32
{Jay clears throat}
:44:35
l am the master of the clit!
:44:38
Remember this fucKing face!
:44:39
Wherever you see clit,
you`ll see this fucKing face.
:44:41
l make that shit work!
:44:43
No one rules the clit liKe me.
:44:45
Not this little fucK...
:44:46
none of you little fucKs
out there.
:44:48
l am the clit commander!
:44:50
When it comes down
to business...
:44:52
this is what l do--
l pinch it like this.
:44:54
Ooh, you little fucK.
:44:56
Then l rub my nose...
:44:59
Awesome.
KnocK `em dead, tiger.