:55:00
Don`t be taking
this fuckin` chimp`s side.
:55:16
What if there`s more
super monKeys up at that lab?
:55:19
Maybe they`re making
an army of `em up there.
:55:21
Holy shit!
:55:23
Maybe it`s a conspiracy,
liKe in the ``X-Files``...
:55:26
Roswell-style.
:55:29
{Razzes}
:55:30
JA Y: This little monkey...
:55:31
could be the fuckin`
damn dirty ape...
:55:33
responsible for the fall
of the human race.
:55:36
Aaah!
:55:37
JA Y: ln this world gone mad,
we won`t spank the monkey...
:55:41
the monkey will spank us.
:55:44
l`m not even supposed
to be here today.
:55:46
Aaah!
:55:48
JA Y:
And after the fall ofman...
:55:49
these monkey fucks will
start wearing our clothes...
:55:52
and rebuilding the world
in their image.
:55:54
{MonKeys screeching}
:55:56
Oh, when only those
as super-smart as me...
:55:59
will be left alive
to bitterly cry...
:56:02
you maniacs!
:56:04
Damn youse!
:56:05
God damn youse all to hell!
:56:11
Shit.
Not on my watch, motherfucKer.
:56:14
Die, you super monKey fucK!
Aah!
:56:23
All right, you can live...
for now.
:56:29
Did you see that shit, man?
Bitches love me.
:56:32
Come on,
let`s get something to eat.
:56:34
{Razzes}
:56:36
What, man, we ain`t hiding
in the woods no more.
:56:38
We gotta get to Hollywood.
:56:39
Besides,
we`re in the clear, yo.
:56:40
lt`s not liKe anyone
Knows we stole the monKey.
:56:43
Bitch.
:56:44
{News theme plays}
:56:45
l`m Reg Hartner with an
exclusive ``News Now`` bulletin.
:56:49
The ProvasiK animal-testing
facility in Boulder...
:56:51
was the focus of an attacK
by a terroristic...
:56:54
primate rescue syndicate
calling themselves...
:56:56
the Coalition for Liberation
of ltinerant Tree-dwellers...
:56:59
or simply C.L.l.T.