Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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1:05:00
See, man? He`s lined us up
liKe fucKin` circus seals.

1:05:02
Well, l`m goin` first.
1:05:04
l don`t want no mouthful
ofmonkey spit...

1:05:05
ifl gotta blow
this fuckin` G-man.

1:05:07
WlLENHOLLY:
What are you talking about?

1:05:09
LooK, no one`s
gonna get blown--

1:05:11
-Dude!
-Whoa!

1:05:13
Shit!
1:05:15
Wow!
1:05:17
These guys are good.
1:05:19
Very good.
1:05:21
{Exhales}
1:05:23
Yaaah!
1:05:26
Hey, law dog!
1:05:30
{Stops screaming}
Hey!

1:05:31
See you in hell, cocK-smoKer!
1:05:35
Oh, fucK me!
1:05:37
Aah!
1:05:56
{Door closes}
1:06:00
Hey! Get the fucK off her!
1:06:02
That`s my ex-girlfriend`s
monKey!

1:06:06
JA Y: Hey!
1:06:07
That monKey
don`t belong to you!

1:06:16
Man, who the fucK
just steals a monKey?

1:06:20
Oh, yeah.
1:06:22
Well, this fucKin` blows, man.
1:06:23
We have one more day
to stop these fucKs...

1:06:25
from shooting this movie...
1:06:26
and they fucKin` tooK
the one thing l had left...

1:06:28
from the one woman
l loved enough...

1:06:29
not to sticK my hand
down her pants.

1:06:33
What, go after the monKey?
1:06:35
How the fucK do we Know
where that car`s going?

1:06:39
Don`t just point liKe...
1:06:43
Wh--you gotta taKe a shit.
1:06:46
No, no, no,
you gotta taKe a salad.

1:06:49
What the fucK
are you trying to say?

1:06:50
Just say it, man. Don`t
make me ask TWenty questions.

1:06:52
You could always tell that
stupid Amy story all the time...

1:06:55
but you can`t spit out fuckin`,
``Yo, Jay, l disagree``...

1:06:58
or ``Yo, those are
some good cheese fries.``


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