1:20:03
You liKe that?
You liKe that?
1:20:06
What, you never
did one of these?
1:20:10
Wait, wait, none of that.
1:20:12
Oh, yeah.
1:20:13
Done plenty of that, my friend.
1:20:16
Holy shit, you`re the Dawson.
1:20:18
James, actually.
James Van Der BeeK.
1:20:20
What`s up with Pacey
stealing Joey away from you?
1:20:22
lf l was you, l would`ve
drowned-ed his ass...
1:20:24
in the creeK and shit.
1:20:25
You actually watch that show?
1:20:27
Yeah, for Joey, man.
She is too fine.
1:20:29
Did you ever get
to third base with her?
1:20:31
Actually,
there was this one time--
1:20:32
Wait a minute.
Who are you guys?
1:20:35
They`re our stunt doubles,
dumbass.
1:20:37
-R-right?
-Of course.
1:20:41
Stunt doubles for what?
1:20:43
For the movie that we`re
shooting in about 1 5 minutes?
1:20:45
``Bluntman and Chronic
StriKe BacK``?
1:20:46
Yeah, you`re doubling me,
obviously.
1:20:49
l`m playing Bluntman,
a.K.a. Silent Bill.
1:20:52
-Bob.
-Right.
1:20:53
And, uh, and--
and he`s playing Chronic...
1:20:56
-a.K.a. Ray.
-Jay. FucK!
1:20:59
Biggs,
you even read the script?
1:21:00
There`s a script?
1:21:02
JAMES: Listen to me--you would
last a day on the ``Creek. ``
1:21:06
JASON: A day?
1:21:07
Wait a second.
We`ll be right bacK.
1:21:08
JASON: Fuck you
and your ``Dawson`s`` crap.
1:21:10
Go to hell, Pacey.
Go to hell.
1:21:12
JAMES: At least call me
the right character.
1:21:13
These are the fucKs
that are playing us here.
1:21:15
You taKe `em out--
biggety bam--no movie.
1:21:19
Useless little ape.
1:21:21
W-what`s with the weird
gay huddle going on over there?
1:21:24
JAY: Let me put
my arm over yours.
1:21:26
Gay? What`s gay about it?
1:21:27
lt`s two guys talKing
in a corner, dude.
1:21:28
-Yeah, but--
-Why are you such a homophobe?
1:21:30
A homophobe?
1:21:32
You`re always liKe,
``Oh, that`s gay, man.``
1:21:33
``Oh, looK at that gay huddle.``
``LooK at that gay dog.``
1:21:35
Dude, that is so gay. l--
1:21:36
Yeah, see? {Mutters}
1:21:39
-l love gay people, OK?
-l`m sure you do.
1:21:41
{Pbbt}
1:21:42
Oh, looK at the monKey!
1:21:43
You`re gonna tell me
the monKey`s gay.
1:21:45
How do you Know he doesn`t
smoKe monKey pole, huh?
1:21:47
LooK, he`s so cute.
1:21:49
So cute!
1:21:50
-Whoa!
-{Screeching}
1:21:51
All right, you go in there,
start swinging.
1:21:53
Don`t stop until these
little young Hollywood fucKs...
1:21:55
are out of commission.
Ready? BreaK.
1:21:57
{Thud}
1:21:59
{MonKey grunting}