1:25:13
Damn, this must`ve set `em bacK
a couple hundred bucKs.
1:25:15
Get out of my way, man.
1:25:17
What the fuck is that?
1:25:19
LooK at this.
A gay hood ornament...
1:25:21
and ``The Color Purple. ``
1:25:23
Who the fucK are you?
1:25:24
Who the fucK am l?
l`m the director!
1:25:25
ChaKa Luther King,
that`s who the fucK l am.
1:25:27
No, wait a second.
1:25:29
l thought Banky and Holden
created this shit.
1:25:30
And l`m stealin` it.
1:25:32
l`m taKin` it bacK
for the blacK man...
1:25:33
to maKe up for all the shit...
1:25:35
that you motherfucKers
are taKin` from us.
1:25:37
Do you Know that l came up with
the idea for ``Sesame Street``?
1:25:39
l came up with it before PBS.
1:25:41
The white man stole it.
That`s right.
1:25:43
l was gonna
call it ``N.W.P.``...
1:25:45
``Niggas With Puppets.``
Catchy, ain`t it?
1:25:48
All right, enough
of this small talk.
1:25:50
-Let`s shoot.
-Wait a sec.
1:25:51
Aren`t you gonna direct us?
1:25:52
Man, l will direct you
to the unemployment line...
1:25:54
if you don`t stop
backtalKing me, OK, cracKer?
1:25:57
We don`t Know what we`re doing.
We didn`t read the script.
1:25:59
Hey, it ain`t that hard, man.
1:26:00
l film the motherfucKer, right?
Then l yell ``Cut.``
1:26:03
Then l run the fuck
out ofhere...
1:26:04
go to my trailer, `cause l got
more white girls in there...
1:26:07
than the first lifeboat
on the Titanic...
1:26:09
and they all want
a part in my movie...
1:26:11
and l got
just the part for `em.
1:26:12
So you ready to do this?
1:26:14
All right!
Let`s roll with the new.
1:26:17
MAN: All right,
quiet on the set, everyone.
1:26:18
Quiet on the set!
Picture`s up!
1:26:20
l got you new coffee, sir--
booger-free.
1:26:22
Get that shit
the fucK out of here.
1:26:24
You guys looK pretty badass.
1:26:26
{Bell rings}
1:26:27
``Bluntman and Chronic
StriKe BacK``...
1:26:28
scene 37, taKe one.
1:26:35
What are we waiting for? Action!
1:26:40
Um...snootchie bootchies?
1:26:49
What the fucK?
1:26:57
MARK HAMlLL: Heh heh heh heh.
1:26:59
You thought l`d never find...