Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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1:30:02
MARK: Ho ho ho.
1:30:03
You are not upstaging me,
Van Der BeeK.

1:30:14
Man, this movie`s
gonna maKe ``House Party``...

1:30:15
looK liKe ``House Party 2.``
1:30:17
Or ``House Party 3.``
1:30:18
-Shut the fucK up.
-Yes, sir.

1:30:20
ChaKa!
Call off Dawson, will you?

1:30:27
Chaka!
1:30:28
Can l get a cut here?
1:30:30
Uhh!
1:30:35
Not again.
1:30:38
Now whose balls
have been busted, bitch?

1:30:40
MARK: All right, that`s it.
l am out ofhere.

1:30:42
ChaKa, l`ll be in my trailer.
1:30:44
-{Gunshot}
-What the fucK?!

1:30:46
C.L.l.T. stops here,
Jay and Silent Bob!

1:30:49
Another white boy
in this movie? Damn!

1:30:51
Federal Wildlife Marshal.
Everyone stay cool.

1:30:54
Go back to making
your adult movie.

1:30:56
These men are the leaders
of a terrorist organization...

1:30:58
wanted for the abduction
of a little monKey.

1:31:01
They didn`t really
steal that monKey.

1:31:02
lt wasJust a diversion
so that we could steal these.

1:31:05
And they`re not the leaders
of the C.L.l.T.

1:31:07
The C.L.l.T. is not real.
1:31:08
No, no, no.
No, the C.L.l.T.`s real.

1:31:10
The C.L.l.T.`s real all right.
1:31:12
lt`s the female orgasm--
that`s the myth.

1:31:14
You know
what l`m talking about?

1:31:16
Are you guys all right?
1:31:17
l thought you blew up,
Boo-Boo Kitty-FucK.

1:31:19
You remembered!
1:31:22
Oh, it was a frame-up, Jay.
1:31:24
Missy, Sissy, Chrissy, and l
are international jewel thieves.

1:31:28
We were setting you up
to be a patsy...

1:31:30
but l couldn`t go through
with it because l--

1:31:33
because l love you.
1:31:35
Yeah? That means
you`re gonna fucK me, right?

1:31:37
Of course.
1:31:38
SlSSY: lfshe does, it`ll
be considered necrophilia...

1:31:41
because she`s gonna be
one dead bitch.

1:31:44
Hi, Jussy.
We catch you at a bad time?

1:31:46
You should have just let
these guys go down, Jussy.

1:31:49
l wanted to go down,
but this angel...

1:31:50
popped on my shoulder
and was, liKe, ``Listen.``

1:31:51
And l was, liKe, ``What`s up?``
1:31:52
Shut the fuck up
before l shoot you...

1:31:54
where you stand in
your pansy red booties.

1:31:55
Holy shit, l am wearing
pansy red booties.

1:31:59
Why the fucK
didn`t you tell me?


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