1:33:00
How about a little ``Bitch,
My Man Ain`t Your Baby`s Daddy?``
1:33:03
Bring it on.
1:33:05
Aah!
1:33:06
{Screaming}
1:33:08
FucKing stupid bitch!
1:33:10
Yo, l hope one rips off
the other one`s shirt...
1:33:12
and we see
some fucKin` titties...
1:33:14
floppin` around and shit
in the air. Yeah!
1:33:16
Mr. Biggs, Mr. Van Der BeeK,
l just wanted to say hi. l`m--
1:33:20
Banky fucKin` Edwards!
1:33:22
Just the motherfucKer
we came to see!
1:33:24
Holy shit! What the fucK
are you guys doing here?
1:33:31
Why the hell
are you shooting at me?
1:33:33
Two reasons.
1:33:35
One--we`re walKin`,
talKin` bad-girl cliches!
1:33:38
-And two--because you`re a man!
-Aah!
1:33:40
Only on the outside.
1:33:43
Stop the movie?
Are you crazy?
1:33:45
All these assholes on the
lnternet are calling us names...
1:33:48
because of
this fucKing stupid movie.
1:33:49
That`s what the lnternet`s for--
slandering others anonymously.
1:33:52
Stopping the flicK
isn`t gonna stop that!
1:33:59
This isn`t fair!
1:34:00
We came to Hollywood,
l fell in love.
1:34:03
FucKin` we stole a monKey,
we got shot at...
1:34:05
and l got punched in
the motherfucKin` nuts...
1:34:07
by a guy named CocK-KnocKer!
1:34:09
You Know what? l feel
for you boys, l really do.
1:34:12
But Miramax--
you Know, Miramax Films--
1:34:14
paid me a shitload of money
for ``Bluntman and Chronic``...
1:34:17
so it occurs to me
that people bad-mouthing you...
1:34:19
on some website
is none of my fucKing concern!
1:34:22
Oh, but l thinK it is.
1:34:26
-Ow!
-Ow!
1:34:28
We had a deal with you
on the comics, remember...
1:34:30
for liKeness rights...
1:34:31
and as we`re not only
the artistic basis...
1:34:33
but also, obviously,
the character basis...
1:34:35
for your intellectual property,
``Bluntman and Chronic``...
1:34:37
when said property was optioned
by Miramax Films...
1:34:40
you were legally obliged
to secure our permission...
1:34:43
to transfer the concept
to another medium.
1:34:45
As you failed to do that,
Banky...
1:34:48
you are in breach
of the original contract.
1:34:50
Ergo, you find yourself
in a very actionable position.
1:34:54
Yeah.
1:34:56
{Screaming}
1:34:59
You guys are gonna ruin
my movie career.