Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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1:40:00
When you`re sick
ofholding it back

1:40:01
That`s right. That`s it.
1:40:04
Uh-huh.
1:40:06
Right. That`s right.
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That`s right.
1:40:12
That`s right. Right.
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Right.
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l think l`ll kick some ass
1:40:19
How many people
want to kick some ass

1:40:22
l would ifl could
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But l`m reallyJust
a sensitive artist

1:40:29
l`m reallyJust
a sensitive artist

1:40:37
That`s beautiful, man.
1:40:38
Now that was worse than
``Clash of the Titans.``

1:40:41
l can`t believe
Judi Dench played me.

1:40:43
Heh. Remind me to renew
that restraining order.

1:40:45
Why?
1:40:47
`Cause l`m gonna blast that
flicK on the lnternet tonight.

1:40:49
Why can`t Hollywood ever maKe
a decent comic booK movie?

1:40:52
-Tell `em, Steve-Dave.
-Would you stop saying that?

1:40:54
Well...that was just another
paean to male adolescence...

1:40:57
and its refusal to grow up.
1:40:59
Yeah, sis, but it was
better than ``Mallrats.``

1:41:02
At least Holden
had the good sense...

1:41:03
to Keep his name off of it.
1:41:05
Why wouldn`t Miramax option
his other comic instead...

1:41:08
the one with you and him
and your ``relationship``?

1:41:11
What, ``Chasing Amy``?
That`d never worK as a movie.

1:41:15
But--
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l`m so fucKing embarrassed.
1:41:18
Well, honey, you should be.
1:41:19
TooK your characters
and turned them...

1:41:21
into one 90-minute-long
gay joKe.

1:41:23
lt`s liKe watching
``Batman and Robin`` again.

1:41:25
ThanKs. That means a lot
coming from the guy...

1:41:27
who pretends to be Shaft...
1:41:29
as opposed to the guy
who taKes shaft.

1:41:30
Uh-uh. l don`t hear you
complaining nightly.

1:41:34
l don`t get out
to the movies much...

1:41:35
l don`t get out
to the movies much...

1:41:36
but l just have to say
``Bluntman and Chronic``...

1:41:38
but l just have to say
``Bluntman and Chronic``...

1:41:42
was blunt-tastic.
1:41:46
was blunt-tastic.
1:41:47
Are these leg cuffs
really necessary?

1:41:52
Are these leg cuffs
really necessary?


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