:09:03
Man, a shooting star.
:09:06
I got to make a wish.
:09:08
I wish I knew what happened that
one day at that Grand Canyon place.
:09:26
It's a meteorite!
:09:28
Whoa, check it out. That's cool.
Oh, man, look at you.
:09:32
You're probably made of precious
metal, and everyone'll want you.
:09:35
But you want to be with me! Right on!
:09:38
You're Joe Meteorite,
and I'm Joe Dirt!
:09:44
Here on earth,
we call this place the town.
:09:48
A town is a place where everyone
hates you. Kids try to beat you up.
:09:53
- Oh, yes. It's so flat.
- Awesome.
:09:55
This is going to be awesome.
Holy crap, ladies.
:09:59
Hey, junior dirt bag.
You talking to your rock?
:10:03
It ain't no rock.
It's a meteor, dum-dum.
:10:05
Did it land on your barber's head
while he was cutting your hair?
:10:09
Go practice falling down.
I'll be there in a minute.
:10:12
You want to fight, you little queer?
:10:14
Queer?
:10:15
Is this queer?
:10:17
These queer? What's up? What's up?
:10:20
He must be retarded.
:10:21
Hey, retard, you aren't worth it.
:10:23
- Come on, let's go.
- Yeah? You are.
:10:26
I mean, you aren't worth it.
:10:29
I told them, Meteor.
You have my back. You're cool.
:10:34
What's that?
:10:38
Five dollars. That's mine now.
:10:41
You're my lucky meteor. Right on.
I'll hold your half for you.
:10:48
Meteor, we call this here being
in burger heaven.
:10:59
We need to find a home.