Joe Dirt
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:11:02
We need some stability
in our life, man.

:11:05
We need to settle down.
:11:08
Life gets hard, you know.
:11:31
Come on now.
:11:33
It's a little bumpy.
:11:39
Look at that town, Meteor.
That's pretty.

:11:43
I bet people in a town like that'll
be nice to us.

:11:47
Let's go down there.
:11:50
Come on.
:11:54
No way I'd ever sell you, Meteor.
Not in a million years.

:11:57
But just for laughs,
let's see how much you're worth.

:12:02
Well, it ain't a meteor.
:12:04
It is. It came out of the sky.
:12:06
I'm sure it did, but it ain't a meteor.
It's a big old frozen chunk of shit.

:12:11
- What?
- Oh, yeah.

:12:13
Airplanes dump their toilets 36,000
feet, stuff freezes, falls to earth.

:12:17
We call them Boeing bombs.
:12:20
That can't be. That's not what it is.
:12:23
I'm afraid so.
:12:25
You see the peanut? Dead giveaway.
:12:28
Yeah, that's a space peanut.
:12:31
I'm afraid not.
:12:33
This is a big old frozen
chunk of poopie.

:12:39
Dude, you were eating off it.
:12:41
Oh, God.
:12:43
Okay. That's too much, too much.
Then what happened?

:12:46
Well, then I got a dog.
:12:47
You're saying you'd rather have a dog
than a frozen hunk of crap.

:12:54
It wasn't really my dog.
It was this girl's dog.

:12:57
I was living in the woods outside of
that postcard town I said. Silvertown.


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