:26:01
There I was, scared to death as I
dropped like a stone from the sky.
:26:09
Go back! Go back!
:26:20
Then an amazing thing happened.
:26:22
I landed by an oil rig,
and they was hiring people.
:26:25
The wage was like a sign from above...
:26:28
...that I was meant
to find my parents.
:26:32
Hey, Joe, come on down!
:26:34
Get the drill!
:26:39
Yeah, baby. Come on now. Get loose.
:26:43
Whoops, that's me! I got it!
It's pumping. I'll pay for this!
:26:47
I'm new!
:26:49
I'm new! I don't know what to do!
:26:58
You done with that apple core?
:27:01
I'm done with that fart. Want that?
:27:04
Maybe if it came out of Charlene
Tilton's ass, I'd take a bite.
:27:07
You probably like J.R., you queer.
:27:09
I saw your bumper sticker:
"Cowboys' butts drive me nuts. "
:27:14
Is that right? You think
that's queer? Is this queer?
:27:17
They're larging and charging,
looking for chickies.
:27:21
You want to back that up?
:27:22
Want to fight? Why don't you stick
your head up my butt and fight for air?
:27:25
That's it. You and me. Let's go.
:27:29
I'd love to beat your ass
up and down this place.
:27:31
I got to go back to work.
:27:33
Joe Dirt. You're fired.
Here's your week's pay.
:27:40
Dang.
:27:48
What's up here? What's down there?
:27:50
What's going on, man? Here I come.
:27:58
Luckily, my neck broke my fall.