:31:00
...spleen splitters, whisker biscuits,
honkey lighters, Hüsker Düs and don'ts.
:31:04
Cherry bombs, nipsy dazers, with
or without the scooter stick...
:31:08
...or one single
whistling kitty-chaser?
:31:11
No.
:31:15
Because snakes and sparklers
are the only ones I like.
:31:18
That might be your problem.
:31:20
It's not what you like.
It's the consumer.
:31:25
Look there. That's happening.
We should get bleachers over here.
:31:30
People come from miles around
to see this.
:31:33
Feast your eyes on a feast of smoke.
Oh, dang. It's out.
:31:37
CNN will turn around and go home now.
:31:39
I saw a snail over there. He said:
:31:42
"That thing's slow, it ain't moving
fast, it's boring, dull, I'm yawning. "
:31:46
- That's a snail watching that.
- There's a snail in the desert?
:31:49
A spaceship dropped him off. Focus on
the right part of the story, brother.
:31:53
- And the snail can talk?
- Yeah.
:31:56
The aliens gave him powers.
They made a voice spot.
:31:59
Dude, I'm just saying it's dull.
All right? This ain't fun.
:32:02
Look at that little piece of char.
:32:04
You need explosions, stuff going on.
:32:07
No wonder this thing's going under.
You got nothing. It's wussy stuff.
:32:15
I got these two sticks.
:32:16
Dang. These are yours? These are
Roman candles! It's good stuff!
:32:21
This thing full of lighter fluid.
:32:28
The Roman candle.
Step back a little bit.
:32:34
That's what I'm talking about!
:32:36
It's beautiful.
:32:37
Beautiful? I'm looking for righteously
kick-ass. You know what we need?
:32:42
Gasoline. Yeah.
:32:47
Breakfast of champions.
:32:49
All right, you might want to take
a few extra steps back on this one.