Joe Dirt
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A Hemi.
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Balls to the wall.
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I left it here. Friend's house.
Got towed two years ago.

:44:09
But I'll pick it up this afternoon.
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I might need a pretty little lady
to sit on the front seat with me...

:44:14
...while I break her in.
The car, I mean.

:44:18
What do you say?
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That's a big ten-four.
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I got a big date tonight.
I'm here to pick up my ride.

:44:29
License and registration.
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Yes, sir.
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She'll freak out
when she sees my wheels.

:44:36
Total impound fees come to $3496.
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Plus 35 bucks for the tow.
:44:41
3000! That's more I paid
for the whole car!

:44:45
- Interesting. Want it or not?
- Well, yeah, but...

:44:49
...I think all I got's like 450 bucks.
:44:51
This is a business, not a charity.
:44:53
Maybe one day UNICEF will get
into the impound business...

:44:56
...but until then,
we're the people to see.

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I tell you what I could do. I could
sell you a car for 450 bucks, but...

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...it won't be no Hemi.
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I thought you had a Hemi.
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Yeah, I had to have
a footprint gas pedal installed.

:45:27
So I stole this pile.
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My outlaw.
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That's right. Let's go.
:45:42
So I had fun tonight.
:45:45
Even though you took me to
the carnival that I was already at.

:45:48
I had fun too. Hey, listen.
Can I ask you a question?

:45:53
If I told you you had a beautiful body,
would you hold it against me?

:45:56
Sure would. Want to go to my place?
:45:59
Sure do.

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