:48:00
I'm kidding.
:48:01
I just made that last part up
for laughs, you guys.
:48:05
Let's break it off for today. Haul
your mangy ass in here tomorrow...
:48:10
...and we will continue the fascinating
saga that I'm now referring to as...
:48:15
...the legend of Dirty Joe.
:48:43
Hi, this is Brandy. I'm not here
right now. Please leave a message.
:48:47
Hey, Brandy, it's Joe.
I'm out in L.A.
:48:51
They got me on the radio station
telling my story to everybody.
:48:55
I didn't get to the sad part yet.
:48:58
I'm guessing you had reasons
for doing what you did.
:49:03
And I guess I'm just calling
to say goodbye.
:49:07
I miss you, Brandy.
:49:23
You're listening to the
Zander Kelly show on KXLA.
:49:26
Good morning, L.A. Zander here. We're
sitting with the king of dirt-balls...
:49:31
...Mr. Joe Dirt. You know,
last night I went home...
:49:34
...rented Andromeda Strain just so
I could simulate immersion...
:49:38
...into that bacteriologically unsound
world you call your day-to-day life.
:49:42
I know where you live.
I've got you in my crosshairs now.
:49:45
We're gonna go back to your story.
Pick it up.
:49:48
Now what really happened was...
:49:50
...I had a car now, so I left to go
running down the names on my list...
:49:53
...looking for people who took
those photos at the Grand Canyon.
:49:56
Somewhere in Indiana, I hit a snag.
:49:59
I found a guy who had pictures,
but he turned out to be a freak.