Joe Dirt
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1:01:01
People would remember
selling a car like that.

1:01:05
Where's that dead guy?
1:01:06
Wait. Joe, wait.
1:01:08
Take care, Joe Dirt.
1:01:12
Watch my hair.
1:01:15
Yep, those came with a 6-cylinder
258 automatic. The three on the tree.

1:01:20
Sleek-looking, weren't they?
1:01:22
For sure, man. How many?
1:01:24
That's what I'm trying to call up.
Let's see. In Louisiana...

1:01:29
...1968, we sold...
1:01:31
Doggy! 73 of those little buggers.
1:01:34
You tell me your daddy's name,
I'll tell you where he bought it.

1:01:39
I don't know his name.
That's what I'm trying to find out.

1:01:43
Well, then. The best I can do
is give you a printout...

1:01:48
...of all 73 people
who bought the car.

1:01:50
Later, if you come up with their
last name, you can go on from there.

1:01:55
I'm only doing all of this because
I heard that Buffalo Bob guy...

1:01:59
...shoved a road flare
up your bunghole.

1:02:01
What?
1:02:02
Hoorah.
1:02:05
I keep hearing about him. Nothing
happened with him. Nothing weird.

1:02:10
Anyway, that list had names
from all over the state.

1:02:14
But I was flat broke.
No money for gas.

1:02:17
So I found a job, and that led
to the biggest break in my case yet.

1:02:22
I don't know, Joe.
1:02:24
The way you describe that town
out in the northwest, Silvertown...

1:02:28
Hell, I have half a mind
to move there myself.

1:02:32
- Can I ask you a question?
- Sure, honey. Shoot.

1:02:35
Your mom and dad still alive?
1:02:38
No.
1:02:40
Did they die?
1:02:43
One night...
1:02:45
...they got swallowed up by
the biggest gator we ever had.

1:02:48
Before they died...
1:02:50
...they killed that gator from
the inside by punching out his heart.

1:02:53
That's brutal.
1:02:55
The brutal part, later that night,
I took my mama's hedge clippers...

1:02:59
...and cut open that gator
and pulled my folks out of its belly.


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