Joe Dirt

1:14:00

...and "Life's a garden. Dig it. "

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Mr. Dirt is seen here meeting one of
his long-time idols, Eddie Money.

1:14:37

And welcome back to TRL. We are here
with America's sweetheart, Joe Dirt.

1:14:41

Joe, come back over here.

1:14:43

We have a show to do here.
People forget we're live.

1:14:46

You like the window, don't you?

1:14:48

Before we wrap this up,
anything else you want to say?

1:14:50

Thanks to the people that stop me
and tell me my story helped them.

1:14:55

Your story is really cool, like a
Behind the Music without the music.

1:14:59

Are you depressed? Your parents, who
you'd looked for all along were dead.

1:15:05

Was the last decade a complete waste?

1:15:07

No one's really put it like that,
but I don't think so.

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I've had good times, met cool people,
cruised around, cranked some tunes.

1:15:15

What about Brandy?
Any chance you'll hook back up?

1:15:18

She's a good friend of mine and she's
off doing her own thing right now...

1:15:23

...but I've always said she's
a little too hot for old Joe Dirt.

1:15:26

I agree.

1:15:27

So does America, in our latest
"Is Brandy too hot for Joe Dirt?" poll.

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61 percent of you agreed.

1:15:33

Even worse, four percent
said the dog was too hot for you.

1:15:36

I'm just kidding.
You're on TRL California, Joe Dirt.

1:15:39

Hello, California.

1:15:42

Hey, wait...

1:15:43

Am I on? I'm on?!
Hey, baby, I'm on! Yeah.

1:15:48

Hey, Carson, how big is your Johnny?

1:15:50

- Happy hour started a little early.
- A little drinky-drinky.

1:15:54

The reason I'm really calling
is Joe Dirt's parents ain't dead.

1:15:58

I'm looking at his father
right now and I'm his mama.