Joe Dirt
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1:16:02
Ma'am, you should never
drink the bong water.

1:16:05
Yeah. Listen to him.
1:16:07
Carson, this where you want to be
when Jesus comes back? Making fun-

1:16:11
- Sorry, Joe.
- Wait. Where's that call coming from?

1:16:14
California.
1:16:16
I got to go.
1:16:18
So Carson helped me trace the call.
1:16:20
And it led me to this old trailer park
in Simi Valley, California.

1:16:34
That's our old car!
1:16:42
Joe, can I have an exclusive?
Your parents are alive after all?

1:16:47
Joe, how are you feeling?
1:16:50
Mom, Dad, is that you?
1:16:55
Our baby's home.
1:16:57
We tried so hard to find him.
We looked high and low.

1:17:01
I got some pictures here. Look.
1:17:02
Here is a picture of Joe when he
was a baby. You get it? Yeah, baby.

1:17:07
You were a cute baby.
1:17:09
That's why we were crazy when we lost
him. He's here and now he's gone.

1:17:13
Where'd he go? Where did he go?
1:17:17
- They get it? Where'd he go?
- I was at the Canyon.

1:17:20
Yeah. You know what? It was right
by the garbage can where you left me.

1:17:25
Is that where you were?
1:17:27
Well, I'll be dipped.
1:17:30
The one place we didn't look.
1:17:31
I knew you looked for me.
I told everybody you would.

1:17:34
Was there ever a time
you'd look at the moon...

1:17:37
...and hoped maybe
I was looking at it too?

1:17:40
I've been doing this clown thing.
Can everybody get a shot of these?

1:17:44
Do you see these clown figurines?
1:17:46
Whenever I used to get sad,
I'd just look at a clown.

1:17:50
- I just can't stop grinning.
- They're available for purchase.

1:17:54
We're starting this
clown dot-com kind of a thing.

1:17:57
I don't mean to interrupt
your clown pitch there, but...


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