1:20:02
It's not worth it, Joe.
1:20:05
We are here at Wallace Bridge...
1:20:07
...where local celebrity Joe Dirt
is threatening to kill himself.
1:20:11
Come on, Joe.
1:20:12
Remember what you said on the show?
1:20:14
"Life's a garden. Dig it. "
1:20:17
You got to get down from there.
1:20:19
You don't want to do this.
1:20:22
Why not, man? I got nothing.
1:20:24
I been looking forever
for those people...
1:20:26
...and everyone lies to me, man.
1:20:29
I'm worthless.
1:20:37
Sorry, lady.
You can't cut through here.
1:20:40
It's me, Brandy!
1:20:41
Brandy? Like the Brandy?
1:20:44
Why didn't you say so? Come on.
1:20:46
- Hey, everybody, Brandy's here!
- Hey, it's Brandy!
1:20:50
Look, over there! It's her, Dirt!
1:20:57
I'm here, Joe.
1:20:58
You told me my parents were dead,
and I saw them.
1:21:01
They're horrible. Why did you lie?
1:21:04
They saw the news when you saved those
kids. They thought you got a reward.
1:21:08
So you did see them first.
So it's just like Robbie said.
1:21:11
Yes, but once I met them,
I knew I had to protect you from them.
1:21:16
They're bad people.
You're not like them, Joe.
1:21:20
They didn't leave you. You left them.
You've gotta see that.
1:21:25
Joe, if you'd stayed with them...
1:21:27
...you wouldn't be
as wonderful as you are.
1:21:30
But Robbie said
you don't want me around.
1:21:32
He said you were always
laughing at me behind my back.
1:21:35
Why would Robbie say such a thing?
Of course that's not true.
1:21:40
I love you, Joe. With all my heart.
1:21:45
I want to get married
and have little Joe Dirts.
1:21:48
Come home, Joe.
1:21:50
You had a home all along.
You just couldn't see it.
1:21:56
You really love me?