:15:03
"George Kahumoku, Jr.
Sings Hawaiian Love Songs."
:15:07
- You don't have it, do you?
- No!
:15:09
I'm gone for three days and employees
are fighting like schoolkids in the lot.
:15:13
This McKinney, I know everybody hates
that big jerk. But this Joe "Shepherd"--
:15:17
- Scheffer.Joe Scheffer.
- Scheffer.
:15:19
He did the video
for the wellness program last year.
:15:22
- Remember?
- Oh, he's the A-V guy.
:15:24
- Video communications specialist.
- Ooh! That's very different then.
:15:28
Actually, Jeremy,
he's a good guy.
:15:32
I ran into him the other day.
He's quiet, hard-working.
:15:36
Maybe a little shaky right now.
He's going through a divorce.
:15:38
It's really sad.
He kept telling me how great--
:15:42
Any work-related problems
prior to the incident?
:15:45
He was promised a promotion
almost a year ago, and never happened.
:15:48
So, basically,
he's a schmuck.
:15:50
The guy's a devoted father,
:15:53
a hard worker
with nothing but positive reviews.
:15:55
That makes him a schmuck?
:15:56
His wife left him.
He was passed over for a promotion...
:15:59
and he just got bitch-slapped
in the company parking lot.
:16:01
I'm gonna go with...
yeah!
:16:05
So, what are we doin' about it?
:16:08
Well, "we" have left him several
messages. I'm waiting to hear back--
:16:11
Whoa. That's not enough.
It's been three days.
:16:13
We're under review.
The efficiency Nazis are all over us.
:16:16
Employees fighting in the
parking lot sort of undercuts...
:16:19
the company wellness program,
if you know what I mean.
:16:21
-Do you think I'm not doing my job?
-It doesn't matter what I think.
:16:25
But what if he decides to sue?
What if he sues the living daylights...
:16:28
out of the company for failure
to create a safe work environment,
:16:31
or, uh, uh, emotional distress?
:16:34
But you and me, Meg...
Megs, we're on the same page.
:16:39
We're the "A" team. We can
make this go away. I know we can.
:16:41
- I'll call him again.
- Nope. That time has passed.
:16:43
- You go get Joe "Schlepper."
-Joe Scheffer.
:16:45
- Go get him? At his house? Go--
- Go get him. At his house.
:16:48
Go get him at his house and bring him
back to work. I know you can do it.
:16:53
- Megs? Yeah, go get him.
- Yeah? Yeah.
:16:56
Bye-bye.