:34:00
Fact: Kids don't have bills to pay.
:34:02
Fact: They don't pay taxes,
:34:04
but they do baby-sit
and hold minimum-wage jobs...
:34:07
that earn them wads of cash as
thick as, well, my body of work.
:34:13
But these kids today aren't dumb.
:34:16
They're not going
to buy just anything.
:34:19
That's why the government has
been planting small subliminal
advertising suggestions...
:34:23
in today's rock music.
:34:25
The results?
We can now get these kids
to buy just about anything.
:34:29
We can have them chasing
a new trend every week,
:34:32
and that is good
for the economy.
:34:34
What's good for the economy
is good for the country.
:34:37
So God bless the United States ofAmerica,
:34:40
the most ass-kickin' country in the world.
:34:46
How can you control the rock bands?
:34:49
What if they find out
about the hidden messages
in their music?
:34:52
Ever wonder why so many rock
stars die in plane crashes?
:34:58
Overdose on drugs!
:35:01
We've been doing this
a long time.
:35:03
If they start to get too curious,
our options are endless.
:35:07
Bankruptcy, shocking scandals,
religious conversions.
:35:10
We've created a highly-rated TV show...
:35:14
just to explain what happens to these people.
:35:35
Wow.
:35:37
The walls are mushy.
:35:40
We brought some equipment in.
:35:44
I assume it's to yourliking.
:35:48
They're brand new.
:35:50
I like this.
It's got shiny knobs.
:35:54
No. No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
:35:58
No, no, no, no, no.
That we do not touch.