1:03:13
Um, this, uh--
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this next song is
dedicated to, uh--
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a friend of mine.
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I kinda wanted to wait
till she showed up to play it,
but I guess she--
1:03:27
Whoo-hoo!
1:03:31
Um, the name of this song is,
uh, 'Wish You Felt the Same'.
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Hey!
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Shut up or hold it
till you get home!
1:03:47
Who do you want to kill you,
huh? Eddie Murphy?
Eddie told me,
1:03:50
"I want them Josie girls dead,
all right? You get them
a nurse. I want them dead!"
1:03:56
I can't believe you're a killer!
1:03:59
- You seem so nice on TV!
- Really?
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You know, l always thought
you were kinda hot.
Too bad!
1:04:08
- I always thought
you were kinda hot too.
- You did?
1:04:12
-What's your sign?
-Scorpio.
1:04:14
I'm a Cancer.
1:04:17
Da pussycats.
1:04:20
Da pussycats.
I gotta kill ya. Good lawd!
1:04:23
- What was that?
- It was Chris Rock.
1:04:28
That was a terrible Chris Rock.
1:04:30
Why do you even bother
doing impressions?
You're not funny.
1:04:35
You know who's funny?
Bill Cosby.
1:04:38
And he's going
to kill you...
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after sticking a spoon
in your pudding.
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No way!
My favorite movie is
Lady and the Tramp.
1:04:54
When the dogs are
eating spaghetti and
they share the same piece?
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And their noses touch!