:08:00
The one who was like--
all day long?
:08:03
No, she's not like that all day.
You haven't seen her in years.
:08:06
Oh, okay.
You're fuckin' her?
:08:12
Well, what question's
more legit than that?
:08:15
- We're just friends, okay?
- Okay, you're not fucking her.
:08:20
- But you want to.
- You don't know
:08:24
Oh, I don't?
I don't know what I'm talking about?
:08:27
All right, here's how it is:
:08:29
Um, she's always dated guys
from the right side of the 'burbs.
:08:32
You were always left on the sidelines.
You get your scholarship to Berkeley.
:08:35
She's off to the University
of Colorado. Right?
:08:38
- You don't understand.
- You guys have been talking
:08:42
and now she realizes that you have
the warm fuzzies for each other.
:08:46
You're not lettin' on, even though
you scrambled and bought this car...
:08:50
just topick her up.
:08:52
No, you're still playing
the neutered boy "friend'"...
:08:55
who's like,
always there for her...
:08:57
because you're nice--
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
:08:59
What are you doing?
Whoa, whoa!
:09:07
So, you're still good,
or need me to drive, or--
:09:10
No more bullshit small talk.
:09:13
About me, my relationships,
or my car.
:09:17
- Okay.
:09:35
No, I swear. I'm barely
slowing the car in Denver.
:09:38
I'll give him a seven-mile-an-hour
chance to jump and roll.
:09:41
You did your mom...
:09:43
a big favor,
and she's happy now.
:09:46
And this time tomorrow,
you'll be here with me...
:09:49
and it'll be a whole new
level of stress to deal with.
:09:51
Okay, well, I'm gonna get goin'.
I guess I'll see you tomorrow.
:09:55
- Okay, I'll see you tomorrow.
- All right.
:09:57
- Good-bye.
- Good-bye.