:23:00
and it's been suggested
that Stephen Hawking...
:23:03
stole
his Brief History of Time...
:23:06
from my fourth grade paper.
:23:08
Cool.
:23:10
- Me?
- Yeah.
:23:12
Hi. I'm Elle Woods
and this is Bruiser Woods...
:23:17
and we're both
Gemini vegetarians.
:23:19
I have a bachelor's degree
in fashion merchandising...
:23:22
from CULA, and I was
a Zeta Lambda Nu sweetheart...
:23:26
president of my sorority,
Delta Nu...
:23:28
and last year,
I was homecoming queen.
:23:32
Two weeks ago I saw
Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal...
:23:34
and I talked her
out of buying...
:23:36
this truly heinous
angora sweater.
:23:38
Whoever said orange was the new
pink was seriously disturbed.
:23:46
Wish me luck, Bruiser.
:23:48
This is my first class
as a serious law student.
:23:57
I totally look the part.
:24:05
There is no way
she got in here on her own.
:24:36
I totally forgot you go here.
:24:38
What are you talking about?
:24:40
I'm sorry.
Are you here to see me?
:24:43
No, silly. I go here.
:24:46
You go where?
:24:47
Harvard. Law school.
:24:50
You got into Harvard Law?
:24:53
What, like it's hard?
:24:55
Oh, my gosh, Warner,
it'll be so great.
:24:57
I'm planning this great mixer.
You have to help me.