:45:04
Listen to me, Dewey.
You shut your mouth.
:45:07
No, you shut your big mouth.
:45:11
I'm doing all the talking.
:45:24
What the hell do you want?
:45:25
We're eating lunch.
:45:27
I just thought that...
:45:30
You just thought
you could come here...
:45:33
and show me what
I'm definitely not missing?
:45:37
That's not why I came by.
:45:39
How many times
you gonna come over here...
:45:41
begging me
to take you back, huh?
:45:43
I was...
:45:45
Dewey Newcombe?
:45:48
Who's asking?
:45:51
I'm Elle Woods.
Miss Bonifante's attorney.
:45:54
And I'm here to discuss
the legal situation at hand.
:45:57
Come again?
:45:59
Do you understand what
subject matter jurisdiction is?
:46:03
- No.
- I didn't think so.
:46:05
Well, due to habeas corpus...
:46:09
you and Miss Bonifante
had a common law marriage...
:46:12
which heretofore
entitles her...
:46:15
to what is
legally referred to...
:46:17
as equitable division
of the assets.
:46:20
Come again?
:46:22
Due to the fact that you've
retained this residence...
:46:26
Miss Bonifante is entitled...
:46:28
to full canine
property ownership...
:46:30
and will be enforcing
said ownership right now.
:46:36
Tell him, Paulette.
:46:44
I'm taking the dog, dumbass!
:46:49
That's awesome! We did it!
:46:55
Come here.
:46:57
Oh, my gosh, did you see him?
:46:58
He's probably still
scratching his head.