:08:02
	A crossing guard.
:08:05
	A crossing guard? No.
:08:07
	- I seriously doubt that Dickwould--
- Yes, a crossing guard.
:08:13
	I call them ''The Sirens
ofthe School System''...
:08:16
	with their long legs
and their bright blue eyes...
:08:19
	and the way theywave
those stop signs around.
:08:23
	''Oh, stop. Stop. Stop!''
:08:30
	Madame Hugonaut?
:08:35
	A few days ago...
:08:38
	he got into...
:08:41
	a mishap with a car.
:08:43
	Yes!
:08:44
	Yes. A fender bender
in the parking lot.
:08:49
	Doyou see the other man?
:08:51
	The handsome man
in the black car?
:08:56
	Idiot! I'll handle this.
:09:02
	What in the hell wereyou doin'?
:09:05
	Obeying the law.
What wereyou doing?
:09:09
	I was backin' out.
You were driving like a maniac.
:09:12
	Wow! Cool car.
:09:14
	-Colleen, mind your own business.
-You were the one driving like a maniac.
:09:17
	Yeah? Why don't we get
the cops here and see?
:09:19
	There's no need to get the cops here.
It's a little fender bender.
:09:23
	Oh, no, look.
:09:24
	See, your light thingy
is all crushed.
:09:28
	Doyou understand that ''mind your
own business'' means ''shut up''?
:09:31
	Why don't we leave her out ofit?
:09:33
	She's innocent.
She's cute too.
:09:40
	Stop trying to change the subject.
:09:42
	There's no subject, buddy.
I'm getting in my car, and I'm leaving.
:09:49
	It was nice meeting you.
:09:53
	Hope I run intoyou again soon.
:09:58
	I seeyour husband
and the crossing guard...