Life Without Dick
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:48:02
I got an appointment with ajudge,
and then we're offto Rome.

:48:05
Rome, Italy?
:48:07
- What other Rome is there?
- There's a Rome, Georgia.

:48:11
Who the hell would honeymoon
in Rome, Georgia?

:48:13
I bet it happens.
:48:15
Anyway, tomorrow I'm gonna
come home in the middle ofthe day...

:48:18
when she's not expecting me,
and without saying nothin'...

:48:21
I'm gonna play ''Leavin' On aJet Plane''
on the guitar.

:48:24
Afterwhich, I'm gonna
ask her to marry me.

:48:27
''Leavin' On aJet Plane''?
:48:29
Oh, man, that's a classic.
I love that song.

:48:32
Sad song for a happy occasion.
:48:34
Admittedly.
It's the only song I know.

:48:37
Maybe she'll thinkyou're
runnin' offwith anotherwoman.

:48:39
Colleen's not that smart,
and even ifshe did think that...

:48:42
she'd probably run offcrying.
:48:45
- You don't know Colleen.
- Women are unpredictable.

:48:49
Ifyou'll excuse me...
:48:51
I have some compromising
pictures to mail.

:48:59
I entered you.
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Excuse me?
:49:08
I saw a poster
at the grocery store.

:49:10
You know that
radio station, WXI U?

:49:13
They're having
a talent contest...

:49:15
and the winner gets
a thousand dollars...

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and a recording contract.
:49:21
Colleen, I'm not ''singer guy.''
:49:24
I'm ''art dealer guy.''
:49:26
Butyou have
such a beautiful voice.

:49:31
You have a talent.
:49:34
It'd be criminal not to use it.
:49:36
I can't.
:49:40
Forget that old girlfriend.
:49:44
Mary.
:49:45
Yes, Mary.
:49:48
Forget about her.
She's the past.

:49:58
I wantyou to sing.

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