:02:05
Right. Anyway, closer to home..
:02:08
I found 259 freelance
professions listed.
:02:11
One of them is an Actress.
:02:15
There are about 10,000 in Paris,
:02:18
all wacko.
:02:24
My name is Yvan.
:02:28
I'm 35, a sports reporter..
I'm either in a stadium,
:02:31
or here, the news room
of Info-Sport TV.
:02:36
My chances of meeting
an actress were 12-1.
:02:42
When I met Charlotte,
:02:45
I saw only her.
:02:46
Now I realize living with an actress
is a crazy thing.
:02:57
What do you put
when you sign an autograph?
:02:59
Depends. "Kisses."
:03:01
"Love..."
:03:03
-Sex.
-Stop fucking around.
:03:05
-Jealous!
- Not at all.
:03:08
I catch you writing sex...
:03:09
Like when I'm in London
you won't imagine...
:03:14
You're so lucky.
I love that actor.
:03:17
-That doofus?
- He's great!
:03:21
I can't talk to you.
:03:23
- He's fabulous.
- He's bald.
:03:25
Thanks.
:03:26
Calm down, honey.
:03:28
We're going to be auntie and uncle!.
:03:31
What's this "auntie" business?
:03:33
What do you say? Aunt?
:03:35
Don't start.
:03:37
-A good uncle would say quit smoking.
-After I defend you!
:03:40
He's right. You should quit.
:03:42
Enough. Now I feel guilty.
:03:45
-You should.
-What?
:03:46
You always feel guilty.
:03:48
You're more Jewish
than your brother.
:03:50
What's that mean?
:03:52
What's that?
:03:53
Guilty, Jewish...
They married? Why are we guilty?
:03:57
I didn't say that.
:03:58
You always bring up Jews.
Someone always does.