:37:02
But her kingdom's invaded
by an evil maharajah!
:37:05
In order to save her kingdom,
she has to seduce the evil maharajah.
:37:09
But on the night
of the seduction,
:37:12
she mistakes a penniless--
a penni--
:37:15
penniless sitar player...
:37:17
for the evil maharajah,
and she falls in love with him.
:37:21
He wasn't trying to trick her
or anything, but he was
dressed as a maharajah...
:37:24
because he's appearing
in a play.
:37:27
I will play penniless
tango-dancing sitar player.
:37:30
He will sing like an angel,
but dance like the devil.
:37:34
Yes. Yes, all right.
And what happens next?
:37:38
Well, the penniless sitar player
and the courtesan,
:37:41
they have to hide their love
from the evil maharajah.
:37:44
The penniless sitar player's sitar is
magical. It can only speak the truth.
:37:47
And-And I will play
the magical sitar.
:37:51
- You are beautiful.
:37:54
You are ugly.
:37:56
-And you are--
:37:58
- And he gives the game away?
- Yes!
:38:01
- Tell him about the cancan.
- The-The tantric cancan--
:38:04
It's an erotic spectacular scene
that captures the thrusting,
:38:08
violent, vibrant,
wild bohemian spirit...
:38:12
that this whole production
embodies, Duke.
:38:15
- What do you mean by that?
- I mean the show will be...
:38:18
a magnificent, opulent,
tremendous, stupendous,
:38:22
gargantuan bedazzlement,
:38:24
a sensual ravishment.
:38:27
- It will be...
- "
:38:30
Spectacular Spectacular!
:38:33
" No words in the vernacular"
:38:35
" Can describe
this great event "
:38:38
"You'll be dumb
with wonderment "
:38:41
" Returns are fixed
at ten percent "
:38:44
"You must agree
that's excellent "
:38:46
"And on top of your fee "
:38:51
" You'll be involved
artistically"
:38:58
" So exciting, the audience
will stomp and cheer"