:04:02
KEVIN: Excuse me?
:04:03
I'm So Tired ofBeing Alone
is a great AI Green song...
:04:07
but I Can't Get Next to You...
:04:08
seems a little more appropriate
right now.
:04:10
And why's that?
:04:12
Because
I can't get next to you.
:04:16
Oh.
:04:22
ABBEY: Ahem. Thanks.
:04:30
Ahem.
:04:32
I enjoyed your performance.
:04:34
Thanks.
:04:37
AI Green
helps me clear my head.
:04:39
It's a mental thing.
:04:41
Yikes.
:04:43
I hear he's playing at
the Opera House in two weeks.
:04:45
Maybe he's looking
for an opening act.
:04:47
You like the Reverend?
:04:48
[Laughs] My mom was listening
to Love and Happiness...
:04:51
when she was in labor with me.
:04:53
I think he's...
definitely in my soul. Ha ha.
:05:00
So...
:05:02
what do you do besides approach
strange men on the "L"?
:05:07
I go to school--grad school.
:05:09
-What do you study?
-Archeology.
:05:11
Archeology.
:05:12
What do you do...
:05:13
besides serenade
strange people on the "L"?
:05:15
Oh, wait. Wait, wait.
Let me guess.
:05:19
You are an ad man.
:05:23
Now, how did you do that?
:05:24
It's stitched on your bag.
:05:28
[Laughs]
:05:32
Have you done anything
I might've seen?
:05:34
I don't know. Uh...
:05:37
I had a hand in the Pop Secret
popcorn campaign.
:05:40
[Sings]
Butter makes it better, baby
:05:42
That's it. That's me.
I actually wrote that.
:05:45
So now when I go to Wrigley
and root for the Cubbies...
:05:48
I can look up at the big
Pop Secret billboard...
:05:50
and think of you.
:05:51
-You're a Cubs fan?
-Heck, yeah. Born and raised.
:05:54
All right, all right.
Um, so, tell me.
:05:56
Tell me your best and worst
Cub moment.
:05:59
-Best--whenever they win.
-Of course.