:07:00
RANDY: Yeah.
:07:02
ERIC: Ha ha!
That's a good one.
:07:03
-Oh!
-Hey!
:07:07
-Good morning.
-How you doing?
:07:09
Why so crestfallen, young man?
:07:12
I don't want to talk about it.
:07:14
At this table,
we kiss and we tell.
:07:16
Yeah, and then we tell
some more, so come on!
:07:19
I think I injured my date.
:07:21
Ha ha! Come on, dude!
Don't be so cocky!
:07:24
No, I'm serious.
She's jacked up.
:07:25
-What is she, a car?
-Isn't that a good thing, dude?
:07:28
No.
:07:29
-So, what--what's up?
-Yeah?
:07:31
All right,
I'll tell you what happened.
:07:36
We're on a date...
:07:37
-met her at the bar...
-Nice.
:07:39
Brought her to my apartment.
:07:40
And all of a sudden
she points to me...
:07:41
and she says to me,
"I want to hear you play...
:07:44
one of the songs
that you wrote."
:07:47
-Ha ha ha!
-Yeah!
:07:48
So I thought that was
friggin' great, right?
:07:50
So I was like, "Sure!"
So there I am.
:07:53
So I startjammin'.
I'mjammin'.
:07:55
I'm singin', I'm goin',
I'm groovin', I'm rockin'...
:07:57
I'm rollin'. I'mjust goin'
absolutely crazy.
:07:58
You know that signature move
when I kick that amp?
:08:00
RANDY: Oh, yeah!
:08:04
That's when it happened.
:08:05
-Yes!
-Yes!
:08:07
-What?
-What?
:08:08
[Playing music]
:08:10
[Thwack]
:08:11
ERIC:
Dude, you broke her nose?
:08:12
-[Crash]
-And her ankle.
:08:15
-Ha ha ha!
-Ha ha ha!
:08:16
Yo, she got rocked!
:08:18
But it's not funny.
:08:23
Um, so, guys...
:08:27
have we decided
what we're gonna do...
:08:30
um, you know, if the real girl
actually calls?
:08:34
Well, if she hasn't
called by now--
:08:36
And obviously,
if she does happen to call...
:08:37
the right thing to do is
close up shop, end of story.
:08:40
Anything else
would be unconscionable.
:08:42
I saw her last night.
:08:43
[Chokes]
:08:45
-What?
-She was my 7:30.
:08:48
Have you told Kevin about this?
:08:50
-Not yet.
-Well, you need to tell him!
:08:52
Well, yeah, but
what about our operation, man?
:08:54
I mean...
:08:58
All right. Fine.