:05:02
Are you sniffing me?
:05:06
- There you go.
- Thank you.
:05:09
- Thank you.
- Yep.
:05:10
Oh, man. If I was her, I'd be gettin'
with every dude on this mountain.
:05:16
- Hey, boys.
- Hey.
- All right.
:05:18
- It's on Eric.
- Cheers, big ears.
- Thank you, Eric.
- Good lookin' out, Eric.
:05:22
You're nuts.
:05:25
- People...
- Uh-oh.
:05:28
and Pig Pen,
my poor excuse for a brother.
:05:31
- My boy Rick here has been bitching
and moaning all week long...
- I have not.
:05:36
and I think it's time that we
do something to cheer him up.
:05:39
- Don't you agree?
- Perhaps tonight is the night...
:05:42
that we crown this year's...
:05:45
King of the Mountain.
:05:47
- Did somebody just say King of
the Mountain, mountain, mountain?
- King of the Mountain.
:05:50
King of the Mountain. Oh, say it.
King of the Mountain.
:05:52
King of the Mountain.
King of the Mountain.
:05:54
King of the Mountain.
:05:57
- I know you wanna defend your title.
- Yeah!
:06:00
- Oh, yeah.
- If I must.
:06:01
We're doin' King of the Mountain!
:06:04
Good evening.
:06:06
You all know the rules
of King of the Mountain.
:06:08
Rule number one: You do not talk
about King of the Mountain.
:06:12
- Ooh.
- Rule number two:
:06:14
- There are no rules.
- Uh, what about rule number one?
:06:19
That's more of a guideline
than a rule. Do not interrupt!
:06:21
- All right.
- And now...
:06:24
the three-peat champion
of King of the Mountain...
:06:26
Rick Rambis. Richard.
:06:27
Ow! Time to pass the title, turkey!
:06:30
Okay, here's how it works.
Everyone must have a beer.
:06:34
- Got a beer?
- Got a beer?
- Got a beer.
:06:36
Okay, it's a race to the bottom.
The first one to the statue
of Papa Muntz...
:06:39
with the most beer
in your glass... Pig Pen...
:06:43
shall be proclaimed
this year's King of the Mountain...
:06:45
and as an added bonus, you also win
the contents of Eric's stolen wallet,
which are, Luke...
:06:50
- Two bucks, condom...
- Nice!
:06:53
- Expiration date: 1 99 7...
- Ow!
:06:55
and a picture of his grandma...
no, that's, uh, Nancy Reagan.
:06:58
- Oh!
- Nancy Reagan.
- Yes!