1:00:01
So are you, like, a crippled guy?
1:00:06
No, I'm just a really lazy guy.
1:00:09
Yeah, it happened at the X Games
a couple of years ago.
1:00:11
Piled into a fence.
Pretty messy.
1:00:13
They show the clip on ESPN all the time
in the intro for Sports Bloopers.
1:00:17
- Oh, yes.
- Yes!
1:00:19
- You're that dude?
- I'm that dude.
1:00:21
It's a pleasure to meet you.
I wipe out all the time, so I know...
1:00:24
Ever since I was a little kid, I wanted
to be either a doctor or a blooper...
1:00:27
so it's basically win-win for me,
except now I can't feel my legs.
1:00:32
- Pig Pen, what are you doing?
- He doesn't feel that.
1:00:35
So, anyway, what the hell's a guy
gotta do to get a drink in this town?
1:00:39
Uh, actually, I'll catch up
to you guys later. I have to...
1:00:42
- Nice to meet you.
- It used to be my bar,
but they kinda took it away.
1:00:46
They got wine if you want wine.
1:00:49
- What?
- We can get, like, a keg later.
1:01:03
Staff room. Right now.
Or so help me, I will get my boot...
1:01:06
- You don't even have to
say it, Eric. I know.
- Come on. Let's move.
1:01:12
Got a little surprise
for you boys.
1:01:21
Anthony. Luke. Pierre.
1:01:25
Pierre? Your name's Pierre?
1:01:28
Majors is really pissed. He thinks
you're all totally incompetent.
1:01:31
He's given me no choice.
You're fired.
1:01:35
Effective immediately.
I'm sorry.
1:01:37
- I really am. I've nothing against you.
- What?
1:01:39
But it's either this,
or he won't buy the mountain from...
1:01:42
Muntz, how could you do this?
1:01:45
I mean, this is all
that we have.
1:01:48
I mean, what's Pierre gonna do?
He's very stupid.
1:01:51
And you're gonna side with...
with Majors, who calls you
a-a retard to your face?
1:01:55
I mean, we say stuff like that, too,
but not to your face.
1:01:58
And you know why?
We're your friends.