1:03:01
I'm sorry, guys.
My dad can be a jerk, I know.
1:03:04
But it's not like
you get to pick your parents.
1:03:06
For anyone
1:03:09
/ don't mean to be so grand
1:03:16
- But /'ll take my time
- Needed burnin'.
1:03:19
I mean, what are we gonna do now?
1:03:22
You know, I'm-I'm not good
at anything else.
1:03:24
Not that I was good at this,
whatever this whole thing was...
1:03:28
but at least it was familiar to me.
1:03:30
Hey, I can fly you guys
down to Anchorage if you want.
1:03:32
You guys can get rides
from there wherever.
1:03:34
Look. If worse comes to worst,
we can always get jobs on an oil rig.
1:03:38
Our uncle works on one in Nome,
and, you know, we'd be great at that.
1:03:42
Pig Pen, you're on fire.
1:03:47
Guys on oil rigs
get laid a lot, right?
1:03:49
On their occasional break
from their 1 9-hour workday...
1:03:52
and the freezing sleet, yeah,
they get laid all the time, Pig Pen.
1:03:55
- All right, I'm down.
- I'm in.
1:03:59
- Should go and say goodbye to Rick.
- No, no, no.
1:04:02
He knows that we're leaving,
then he's gonna throw it all away.
1:04:04
So, we have to do
the honourable thing and...
1:04:08
steal a few street signs, leave town
with our tail between our legs.
1:04:13
God, guys.
1:04:15
What's wrong with you?
1:04:17
I don't know where to start.
1:04:20
Ever since they took my bar
away from me...
1:04:23
I've been doing a lot of thinking.
1:04:25
A lot of drinking
and a lot of thinking.
1:04:28
A lot of thinking about
why I act the way I do...
1:04:31
why I feel the need to have countless
sexual conquests, one after the other.
1:04:37
And I think it's due to the fact
that I'm, uh...
1:04:41
I don't know how to say this.
Uh, I'm...
1:04:44
- Gay?
- No. What?
1:04:47
Gay?
1:04:49
No! Come on, guys!
1:04:53
Mr October
battin' for the other team?
1:04:55
Lance, everybody knows.
Nobody cares.
1:04:58
It's okay, you know.
I mean, if you weren't gay...