:08:01
As he grew...
:08:02
everyone noticed something different
about the way Pootie would talk.
:08:06
It baffled everyone--
doctors, scientists.
:08:10
Let me break it down
to you like this.
:08:11
Pootie Tang is, was
and will always be...
:08:15
too cool for words.
:08:21
Pootie Tang was
the most popular kidin town.
:08:24
We didn't always know
what he was saying...
:08:26
but we always knew
what he meant.
:08:28
Like I knew I was his best friend.
That's me. Trust me.
:08:32
Yeah, he had
a special effect on people...
:08:34
especially on the ladies.
:08:37
Not girls. Grown-ass women.
:08:39
- Hiya, Pootie Tang.
- I'm a tine cappy, my damie.
:08:46
- All right, Pootie Tang.
- But for some of the ladies...
:08:49
Pootie was just
too hot to handle.
:08:52
Damn you, Pootie Tang!
:08:54
I can't take no more of this!
:08:56
Who do you think you are,
treatin' me this way?
:08:58
I've had it with you! You hear me
talkin' to you with your nappy head!
:09:02
This is it!
I'm finished with you!
:09:05
Get out of my life,
Pootie Tang!
:09:08
You think I'm jokin'?
Take your shit!
:09:11
Take your shit and get out,
Pootie Tang! I'm sick of you!
:09:17
Pootie-- Pootie, don't go.
:09:33
Pootie Tang
was an only child.
:09:35
His father, Daddy Tang,
worked hard to raise Pootie right.
:09:39
He had this belt.
He was so fast with that belt...
:09:42
that before Pootie could do wrong,
Daddy Tang would set him right.
:09:48
Don't you grab them peas
without askin' your mama, boy.
:09:51
May I dane on the cherries,
Mama Di?
:09:54
Yes, you may, Pootie Tang.
:09:57
That's better.
:09:58
You got to have respect
to get respect, Pootie Tang.