:15:01
Then Pootie Tang knocks on your
door, properly kicks your ass...
:15:04
and you still won't know
what happened to you.
:15:06
You got that right.
He is a kick-ass artiste.
:15:09
Know what I'm sayin'?
He like the Da Vinci of ass-kicking.
:15:12
That sounds kind of good. Pootie
Tang, the Da Vinci of ass-kicking.
:15:15
Aw, man, Pootie Tang
whoop your ass so bad...
:15:18
that you could
write it off on your taxes.
:15:20
That's right. You got right here,
ass-whooping number one...
:15:23
ass-whooping number two.
:15:24
This here, you can't write that
off. That's just gettin' beat up.
:15:27
I like to also add that Pootie Tang
can kick some ass too, boy.
:15:32
Oh, here come Pootie Tang now.
Hey! Pootie Tang! All right!
:15:36
- We was just talkin' about you.
- All right, Pootie Tang!
:15:40
Pootie Tang, you going to Biggie
Shorty's party tomorrow, man?
:15:42
I guess you're wonderin',
who is Biggie Shorty?
:15:49
I'm Biggie Shorty.
:15:52
Let me tell you
about me and Pootie Tang.
:15:56
Since the very day we met,
I knew Pootie was to be my man.
:16:04
I knew all I had
to do was wait...
:16:09
and one day all that bullshit
would catch up with Pootie...
:16:13
and he would be mine.
:16:15
Hey, man, you going to Biggie
Shorty's party tomorrow, man?
:16:17
Ranacan.
:16:20
- We gonna party tomorrow, man.
- There's gonna be bitches there.
:16:25
You right. You right. Respect
the women. Respect the women.
:16:34
- Look at that car!
- Damn that car big!
:16:38
And long
like an old snake.
:16:41
Man, that car's so big,
it's got its own sky.
:16:44
Yeah, it's big too.
:16:47
- Keep it running.
- Yes, sir.
:16:50
Hiya, fellas.
:16:52
- Kinda hot for a hootenanny, huh?
- You hear that?
:16:55
A hootenanny? What the hell
is a damn hootenanny?
:16:58
I'm looking
for Pootie Tang.