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:17:01
Pootie Tang? What you want
with Pootie Tang?

:17:04
I need to talk to him.
:17:09
All right, look, Pootie.
:17:11
I'm a representative of Lecter Corp.
Do you know what that is?

:17:15
Great.
Well, Dick Lecter...

:17:17
the CEO, mind you,
of Lecter Corp., he likes you.

:17:20
He likes you, Pootie, and he wants
to make you a very rich, rich man.

:17:24
I have a contract here
for Pootie to endorse.

:17:28
Tasty Heavy
Pork Chunk Cereal.

:17:31
It's delicious. It's a wonderful
product. Kids love it.

:17:34
And kids love you.
We just wanna put that together.

:17:41
That's a canapan
to the semachai.

:17:43
I didn't even tell you
how much it pays, Pootie.

:17:45
Twenty million dollars
to sign with us for just one year.

:17:48
Oh, what do you say,
Pootie?

:17:52
I got to say
the nay-no, my brother.

:17:54
- Wa-da-tah.
- Wa-da-tah?

:17:56
How do you say the nay-no
to 20 million? Why?

:18:00
Maybe Pootie don't wanna sign
because he knows you're full of it.

:18:04
Yeah. First of all, he knows
that cereal's full of sugar.

:18:08
And number two, that's not all
that you guys sell.

:18:11
You sell cigarettes, whiskey,
Bad Time burgers, switchblades.

:18:16
It also says here that you will no
longer have Pootie doing PSA's...

:18:21
telling the kids to eat
healthy and to be smart.

:18:23
Well, sure, exclusivity
goes without saying.

:18:25
I'm sure your ugly intentions
go without saying.

:18:29
Take a walk, money man.
:18:35
See, my damie, Pootie Tang don't
wa-da-tah to the shama cow...

:18:40
'cause that's a cama
cama leepa-chaiii, dig?

:18:44
Hey, Tang, to you, they're children.
To me, they're dollar signs.

:18:52
Cover your grill.
:18:53
Sa da tay!

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