:52:17
Baby...
:52:19
I'm gonna sine your pity
on the runny Kine.
:52:35
Now, see, that's what makes
Pootie Tang a real hero.
:52:39
He can't stand by and see a woman
not lovin' herself.
:52:42
He's gonna put the love in her.
:52:44
Now, me, I say just give her
a compliment.
:52:47
Hey, I like your shoes.
Have you been working out?
:52:50
Girl, what you doin'
with your hair?
:52:53
But I tell you what...
:52:56
I'm only gonna buy this hero shit
but so many times.
:52:59
Meanwhile...
:53:01
back in the big city, all hell
was breaking loose, y'all.
:53:04
I'm talking about
drug dealin', drug usin'...
:53:07
booty shakin '...
:53:08
too much damn TV...
:53:10
drinkin', people eating too much,
gettin' all fat and sloppy...
:53:13
fightin', kids out of school,
ain't nobody readin'...
:53:17
people actin '
a straight damn fool.
:53:19
And corporate America
was just lovin' it.
:53:21
Look at 'em.
It's a party now.
:53:23
Since he left, it just changed.
Everything just went bonkers, man.
:53:27
Everybody lost their mind
and whatnot.
:53:29
Pootie Tang,
you shouldn't do this.
:53:31
You should come back to the city,
where you belong.
:53:39
Back on the farm,
the worst happened.
:53:41
Pootie Tang's cornstalk died.
:53:43
And for the third time
in his life...
:53:45
Pootie lost the only thing
that was important to him.
:53:48
First his family, then his belt,
and now his corn died.
:53:53
Farm life was driving Pootie crazy.
:53:56
He must have lost his damn mind.
Look at him.
:53:58
Down on his knees,
crying over a piece of corn.