Pootie Tang
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1:00:23
Guess you, um,
slapped him like a bitch, huh?

1:00:30
Yeah.
1:00:31
Now...
1:00:35
Like I was sayin'--
1:00:53
I was searching for Pootie
high and low...

1:00:55
then I finally remembered
he was at the farm.

1:00:57
All this time I had been
talking about the farm.

1:00:59
How the hell did I forget
he was at the damn farm?

1:01:03
Anyway, I got there
just in the nick of time.

1:01:06
Oh, Pootie, you got to
come back to the city right now.

1:01:09
- What's the dabble, di?
- There's a wedding going on here.

1:01:13
Man, they are using
your face, man.

1:01:15
They're making you sell products
even when you're not there.

1:01:18
I'm talking about cigarettes, man.
1:01:20
And look. Malt liquor?
Pootie Tang malt liquor?

1:01:24
They got all these Pootie-alikes.
1:01:26
You know what I'm saying?
Hawkin' all this shit.

1:01:28
And everybody thinks
it's you, man, really.

1:01:30
Come back to the city and let
everybody know the truth, man.

1:01:33
Come on!
1:01:46
All right, Pootie Tang!
1:01:54
I ain't the marrying type.
I don't make my bed.

1:01:57
I leave the toilet seat up
all the time. I'm a single--


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