:03:01
Life is nothin'
It's a nothin'
:03:04
Life is nothin'
but a fat rat race
:03:17
Hi. I'm checking out. 14322.
:03:23
- Mr. Schaffer?
- That's me.
:03:27
- I have your bill right here.
- Great. Thank you.
:03:30
- How was your luck last night?
- I don't-- I didn't gamble.
:03:34
I was here for a friend's bachelor
party. I guess he's the gambler.
:03:41
What's this $110?
:03:44
- Those are your in-room movies.
- I didn't watch any movies.
:03:49
Okay, let's see. Afro Whores.
:03:53
Afro Whores?
:03:55
You watched it--
let's see-- 11 times.
:04:01
Afro Whores, 2:30. Afro Whores,
4:00. Afro Whores, 5:30.
:04:05
It says in the morning you watched
The Grinch for ten minutes...
:04:09
and then switched back
over to Afro Whores.
:04:11
I swear I didn't watch it.
I was at a bachelor party.
:04:14
There were 35 people there.
You can ask any of them.
:04:16
- Take that off my record.
- This is not a record, sir.
:04:19
- It's a delete.
- How many times did you watch it?
:04:24
None! I didn't watch it.
:04:27
Are you sure? "Sizzling,
three-way, backdoor action...
:04:31
featuring
two sexy soul sisters--"
:04:33
I don't need to know what
it's about. I did not watch it.
:04:38
I didn't.
:04:41
Drove 500, and Chipper Jones
struck out in that key situation.
:04:46
He's 0 for 5,
lost three straight games.
:04:50
This month he has
a one-game winning streak.
:04:56
Miss? Miss, can I have
another one of these, please?